Recent content by The Werebear

Horse Archers in any Total War game. They just keep flitting away, just ahead of your pursuing troops. Well after their side has lost the battle, they're still there, gnawing away at your dudes. And they always manage to escape the battle when they finally route, so you have to go through the...

L4D, No Mercy. End of Chapter two. There was a witch in between the door to the pawn shop and the alarmed car. Last two survivors sprinting away from the tank towards the door. Tank hucks a rock (nearly blindly from a great distance) and catches both of them. One falls into the car, the...

Y'know, this happens in a lot of games that aren't MMO's too.. Your boss sends you on a mission for "evidence" and everyone who you have evidence on is a smoking corpse by the time you have it. You kind of have to wonder if they sent you on an assassination mission, and told you to pick up...

Slaanesh has an awesome backstory, being squicked into existence by the Eldar. Tzeentch wins it for me though, because the idea of Hope being one of the most dangerous forces in the WH40K 'verse is just too deliciously Ironic. The fact that everyone who wants to beat him must generally give...

It depends entirely if I think I am going to use Attract or not. It doesn't even matter that much for breeding because Dittos are available to produce females if you only have a male.

I agree with Dark42. The ideal way to go would be charging the entire zombified population of the continental United States with a Machete screaming "DIE YOU BASTARDS!" That, or Snu-Snu.

My thought here is twofold. First of all, don't do seating based on current familial affiliation. You said she's your family now, and by extension they are as well. Start the merging early. Second, ask your parents nicely according to the suggestions given before (It's my day, please be...

Mine would be my first Hunter Melee kill in L4D. My friends and I were new at it, and the sight of Louis running down a hunter while whipping his gun around over his head and screaming (as I was doing into my mike) was just too amusing.

Mostly, I define it as a religion fill in for people who are too sophisticated elite to worship a god, but want to have a crazy spiritual aspect and believe in whatever claim they are told by someone no matter how ridiculous. I would like it to be the rational and conservative use of natural...

I would love an open sprawling map with a few different paths.

I have gone through several computer mice. One was from clicking so furiously that I caused an internal disconnect. Another couple have had cords/USB attachments broken. I also managed to drum so furiously trying to keep up on rock band that I broke the red drum pad off the drumset.

Headcrabs and the zombies thereof.

Leeeeeeeeerrooooooyyy Jjjjeenkkiiins! Of course, that might just remove my teammates hopes of survival.

There is always pie.

Half Life 2 and the Episodes, over and over. Oblivion and Morrowind, of course KoTOR and KoTOR II, more times than I thought possible, especially with the tragic state of KoTOR II's final third. All of the Total War games. Left 4 Dead is looking like it's going to be the next one on...