Recent content by the_maestro_sartori

Disappointing. When I read about this I'd hoped for something akin to Lord of War, which I loooved

No Low G Man or Solar Jetman?! Boooo!

14 hours in so far, no crashes, no performance drops or anything negative to report. Only issues I've had are that I'm getting stuck on every boss, but, that's just normal for a DS game.

Charlie Theron if we want someone who can act and hit the 'badass' score well. Gina Carano if we want the above but also hitting Hollywood's obsession with putting athletes with little experience into big money films. Ronda? Gtfo. Her current emotional breakdown aside, her acting thus far...

Congrats guys! I'll just sit over here pretending I'm not insanely jealous >.>

Expected Planes, Trains and Automobiles. When -that- revelation is made.... Pure sadness, despite being an otherwise hilarious movie

What some may call grim and gritty, I call "brownest game ever" :(

Sooooo hoping I get to shove a pike through that twatish Whitehill son's face

That disclaimer being nessesary is sad :( OT: When I clicked I was hoping to see a bit of chest burster action from Alien. Happy again :D

So basically: GTA: Online could be renamed GTA: Twatfest. thought so

A truly grim but fascinating read about someone I'd never heard of! Nice one! :D

I FEAR CHANGE! Srsly though, as someone who does most of their escapisting on my phone, this is FAB. The forums / articles are much easier to read and load times are less than half what they were. 10/10 :D

Who in their right mind would want to play a VR Silent Hill!? That creepy Amnesia-esque corridor walk of doom with the Oculus Rift was scary enough :(((

This whole series has been awesome to read, cheers!

Not sure what scares me more, that they have the balls to release enough DLC at launch to triple the cost of the game, or the thought that people will pay it :s