Recent content by The_Pen_is_Mightier

Geez, I leave you guys alone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose. Im referring to the last two posts, but never spoil a good exaggerated story with the truth.

Win.

I would also. Russian would be so useful to know.

I've got a Brotherhood of Steel figurine (Fallout 3) and a Simpsons mug. I have a couple of Star Wars posters.

Post here how many languages you speak, and name them. You can also add a bit more if you wish. I speak English, good German and broken French. German came naturally to me, maybe because I am more mathmatically minded. What about you?

Excellent jokes everyone, even if some are slightly awful, but then I did allow that. Keep them coming.

We've got to allow language to develop. If we took our modern lexicon back to the eleventh century, we wouldn't be understood. Spellings and words must develop, and they will, so why make a big deal out of something that is human nature?

You've got a hedge-peeing contingency plan haven't you - reflex researche and such. Can't blame you though.

That is very good.

But he clearly was already peeing, so how could he pee his pants?

Not that im aware of. Directed at dmase, forgot to quote.

Mental maths. Hard to prove online but I can do any 2 digit by 2 digit multiplication sum with ease, 3 digits takes thinking but is possible.

With ropes? Totally owned you on that joke.

What do pirates smoke? CigARRRS

Thank you for the welcoming. Rascarin, I like your joke the best so far.