Recent content by TheEnigmaticTwinky

I live in Kansas, where it's required by law for the school to give school newspapers full First Amendment rights- and by full I do mean FULL. However, in the Debate section of the newspaper, we ran a little article about whether or not the new drink machines would be a good use of the funding...

"Aperture Science releases Handheld Portal Device to the Consumer Market" "Judo Cage Match to the Death Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates" "CoD is Sold to EA for $2.50" "Jesus Communicates with World, Says that Gay People are 'S'awight'" "Harold Camping Dubbed 'blasphemer', Burned at Stake"

Real world? SCAR-L, obviously. Fantasy? A dog with bees in it's mouth so that when it barks it shoots bees.

Tacticool- Saiga-12 semiautomatic shotgun, seven fifty round drum mags (one shell for each of the wankers, and fifty more rounds if I miss just in case), optic sight, skeleton stock, angled foregrip, and a silencer (yes, they do exist. Go watch Sons of Guns on Discovery Channel if you don't...

Odd- they picketed my school as well, since it's located just a few clicks away from their base in Topeka (Kansas City). You are not alone, brother. I wasn't attending at the time (happened about a year ago), but still interesting. I say that we fight homophobia with COMPASSION. Sing A Day To...

PC, as long as you have decent hardware.

It's because people enjoy consoling their loneliness by cheating to win a game, but deep down, they know that they never deserved it, just like they never deserved to exist. Console yourself by knowing that they'll go to bed weeping. In all seriousness, they're just another annoying part of...

"What goes around, comes around." That is all.

I'm sorry, but WHAT? Kids my age (12-15) tend not to say wise things, especially on Facebook. Yeah, we make mistakes. But suspension and getting expelled? That's a bit of overkill right there. Possibly the teacher in question gave the kids bad grades, or something other than that which pissed...

Those dumbass teenage girls that thought "Oh, let's have unprotected sex," and decided to go with abortion when they inevitably got pregnant. Really, even if it's extremely painful, deal with it and have the baby. At least if it goes to an adoption center, it'll get a loving family. And on a...

Mr. Hugeass Nuke, Mr. Fallout shelter, and Mr. Biohazard Suit.

This isn't necessarily a question, but it's stupid nevertheless. Being Asian led to the below conversation at Mcdonalds. Me: Hello, I'd like the Crispy Chicken Classic sandwich with small fries and a- Teenage Girl: Ni hao! Me: I'm not even Chine- Teenage Girl: Konichiwa! Me: Okay, what the...

Superman 64 Daikatana Anything in TF2.

I drink nothing but green tea in terms of non-soda fluids. Due to this, I can often stay awake until it's morning. And then I sleep for 14 hours. Personally, I think it's genetics, as my dad did this when he was busy with work, only he did it every weekday and slept like 20 hours.

Dad: Let me try. He does this with pretty much any game I get, tries to get through one level of campaign, and always ends up with me being the back-seat gamer, I.E. "No, you have to take out the sniper over there." Without fail, he ends up dying comically. Due to experience, I've learned...