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    Favorite Source of Satire?

    South Park is the best satirical show possibly ever. It's sad many people dismiss it as a load of kids swearing. It may be a little left-wing, but Matt and Trey are so level-headed in their views and how they explain them, it makes me wonder how anyone holding the opposite opinion could ever...
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    Zen Reviews Mass Effect

    I found Mass Effect to be oddly "sterile". None of the characters endeared themselves to me, and everyone came across as a sort of lifeless dummy in both movement and expression. It was a bold project, but the technology let it down. Next gen and they maybe would have nailed it. Oh, and a bit...
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    Missing Teenager's Parents Blame "Online Tournaments"

    Most people are jumping to gaming's defence here when gaming isn't even under attack. It's a couple of desperate parents who have had their kid go missing, and are asking the police to check his online history for evidence because they knew he spent a lot of time on there. Where is the attack on...
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    Zero Punctuation: Spore

    Sadly, you didn't play the game enough to work out how not to be attacked as a Herbivore. Plus, you can still attack as a Herbivore if you want... you can be a veggie warmonger no problem. Also, you didn't mention it's all on one disc, and the possibilities for expansions, modding, etc. Which...
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    Worst game ever?

    "Where's Wally" on the Mega Drive (As in PAL)... whether there was a "Where's Waldo" on the Genesis I don't know. But, imagine a 16-bit attempt to recreate a Where's Waldo picture, with a fuzzy voice telling you what you have to find. When it tells you to "Fnnd the frrzy pwnpjr!", good luck, as...
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    Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

    Why has no one mentioned that he consistently spells, including on the title of the review in the video, the game "Zach and Wiki"? It's ZACK and Wiki, he even includes the damn game case in his review, and spells it wrong all the way through. I can't really take a review seriously when you can't...
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    Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4

    SPOILERS: Basically, you just use the buster to hit the die when it is showing the number you want on top, then bingo, it'll land on that number again when it stops rolling. So theoretically, you can count the spaces till the next yellow "ladder" or orb space and wait till the die turns...
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    Apparently Awsome Games

    Same here. I think it was almost *too* polished. Something about spending lots of time on the old ones felt like a guilty pleasure somehow. But with the great presentation and improved gameplay elements it's like "Hey now, you're trying too hard". It kind of took away from the original feel...
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    When was the last time you cried and/or teared up during a video game?

    Yep, I was gonna say this. It's a bit cheap though... most of the dreams are: "I knew this little girl... she died". "I had a wife and kid... they died". "This guy survied a war, was going home to his wife and child, took a bullet for me... he died". I mean, considering it is just...
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    Tell Us What We Need To Play!

    Mystical Ninja is one of my favourite games of all time, hands down. Especially since when I bought it I had no idea what it was, nor of Japanese culture, so it made it all the more crazy. Ebissemaru (sp?) cracked me up. But what I was *going* to say was Gunstar Heroes, which is a cliche I...
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    Weakest protagonist EVAR!

    I'm gonna have to agree with Crash Bandicoot... I always hated that prick. Not only does he look terrible, but the whole thing in the Playstation mags at the time about him being "The New Mario/Sonic" was just embarrassing to watch, and no one bought it for a second. He is weak by conception...
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    Zero Punctuation: Devil May Cry 4

    About time I signed up methinks... Right, to everyone saying "Yes, me agree, it stinks, me love you longtime", stop shoving your nose up Yahtzee's ass. You can blatantly tell who has or hasn't played the game from the majority of the comments, so you're not impressing anyone, much less him...