Recent content by TheOneandOnly

I have to say that in my personal experience, comparing my iMac to people with similar level (for lack of a better word) hardware, my iMac tends to be faster. Source games however, run like crap on it.

Team Fortress 2. Given that the game puts giant coloured arrows and signs around the maps telling you where to go, it's amazing the number of people who just wander around aimlessly. I'm all for team gameplay, just so long as my team isn't "pants-on-head retarded" as some wise man once said.

Solution: Buy a really uncomfortable chair so that you can't sit still for too long. Works for me. <_<

Some German guy on CoD4. Two world wars, one world cup, one round of Sabotage - doo da, doo da.

I'm supporting whoever gives me more free stuff, so currently Valve.

"develop |di&#712;vel&#601;p| verb ( -veloped , -veloping ) 1 grow or cause to grow and become more mature, advanced, or elaborate" What was that you were saying about the job of developers?

My mother's recently been encouraging (semi-seriously) me to drink more and have something pierced...

I suppose for revenge he could fill her vag with non-porous expanding foam...

I'm not sure if I hate him per se, but pretty much every time he opens his mouth I end up wanted to take a dump in an envelope and post it to him. Then I remember how much airmailing that would cost and I forget the whole thing.

Then who will I play COD against? It's no fun if they don't rage-quit...

Putting COD players in close physical proximity to each other in the real world sounds like a bad idea. At least over the internet you're limited to verbal abuse...

Apparently they can't. I was at a train station the other day, bins up and down the platforms and yet the amount of litter strewn along the tracks was disgusting.

Motion controls, touch screens, and multiple screens? It could run at a billion frames per second and solve world hunger and I still wouldn't want it. *Fires up N64 emulator*

The solution, of course, is to not make terrible games in the first place.

Hmm, worst thing was probably falling head-first onto an iron manhole cover when I was 4 years old. Had to have the flesh on my forehead reattached, I still have a bit of a scar from that. Other than that, I've fallen head first onto a concrete floor while skateboarding (Just about managed to...