Recent content by TheSaint21

God...I'm going to get banned for this. **To the tune of Yankee Doodle** Helen Keller went to town Riding on a pony Stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NYUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH" **End song joke** Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman. How did Helen Keller break her...

On a more positive note however, artists like "lil' Wayne" are getting their atrocities turned into decent music....even if it is emo. Original "Lollypop" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=740d8sTpM7U Framing Hanley version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUR0SRceD0 Even more amazing is...

Your honor; Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury. I present exhibit "A", Soulja Boy. I also present exhibit "B", the "song" crank dat. I now urge you to pair exhibit "B" with any song by Rachmaninoff, Tchaikovsky, Mozart, or any rock or rap song from 10 years prior to this date. Please note...

From the civilian standpoint, I don't really care what happens. As a Police Officer however, yes, I want my assault rifle because it's zeroed for me. Makes a world of difference when using the "vehicle rifle" which is "generally zeroed" as we call it.

That gun was sex in pixilated form. Unless you weren't the one wielding it.

RE4... Let's just say this: I'm not claustrophobic but thought about becoming so after I learned that opening doors in a tight corridor maze makes a timer start that causes your cage to fall. I'm not a quiet person, but thought about becoming so after blind muscle bound pricks with 4 foot...