Recent content by TheThirdChild

And probably the same intelligence of a chicken too. -_- Jurassic is just so wrong...

I couldn't stop laughing at the 'Naughty Dog' bit. XD I wondered if you would do a third part, and you done it brilliantly!

My favourite is of course the first, but this one definitely comes in a close second. The part where he drops the pin absolutely cracked me up! XD

I remember playing a boxing game way back (beginning of the last generation, I think)and one of the playable characters was this grotesquely fat woman. She was probably made like that for the wrong reasons but I'm wondering if she might count. =/

I honestly think this was the best one in the franchise (unless you include Freddy vs. Jason). I never found any of them scary, and whenever they tried to mix it up by making him a zombie etc. it always seemed to fall flat. This film was just a lot of fun and the gun wielding, bubble headed...

Wow! I actually knew the one about the building! =D Probably should have mentioned the building was concave because that's why it's able to peel pain off windows! XD

My only issue with the last Tomb Raider game was that it was called, Tomb Raider and the main character was called Lara Croft. I understand it would have 'truly' failed if it wasn't associated with the franchise but it's still annoying.

I still watch you Jim! Yahtzee's poems are clever, but yours have more of a beat to them. X3

Yeah, I'm just going to jump on the bandwagon and mention Jackie Chan Adventures. I think it was one of the last cartoons I stopped watching as I grew up. I did love it but I think they could have improved the last series to give it less of the, "we're milking it of its last drops" feel.

I just hope the machines aren't made from the monsters they're fighting; otherwise it's going to feel like they're ripping off eva, like they did in bayonetta.

I can happily say I understand satire, and this was hilarious! XD

I'd imagine the reason steam does sales is the simple fact that people like sales; they like it when stuff is cheaper to buy. It's also probably the logic that a small sale is better than no sale, especially if the buyer would never buy the product at the full price. The next group they'll...

For the 'smug' bit you could have just put up a flashing sign saying "satire". Maybe then people would connect the dots, or learn a new word... Has anyone ever ask female players what they'd like their female (and male) characters to look and act like?

Brilliant! XD This has really made my day. He'll probably choose someone in the final film, seeing as everything is being done wrong in these films.

I didn't mind the idea of him kidnapping someone, but having the the brother (I think) come looking for her just felt a bit boring and overused.