Recent content by theyellowmeteor

Am I the only one who thinks Yahtzee had missed the chance to call the Metroidvania glut 'Metromania'?

Well, Yahtzee is going to recite another of his poems that are better than Jim's, so I'm kind of glad he lost!

Here's my 6th theory: Portals!

I dunno, saying that immersion is paramount to the quality of something seems to me a little douche-y, considering Yahtzee's aiding examples. I mean, what if you didn't notice the boom mic, and you were watching that show repeatedly, and later had someone show you the boom mic in the scene you...

"If you put something out there without a framing device, people will frame it for themselves". Nos shit, Jimmy, that's how visual stationary art works!

I wonder if Yahtzee is going to do more poetry centered around the Keretic. I wonder if it's a lyrical transposition of how he became a critic, or just a commentary on the immediate reality.

I don't care what you think, Yahtzee, BioShock Infinite was a pretentious and mediocre game with no place in a 'top number best'!

Please, either stop singing or try harder!

Parcheesi?! That game is fucking boring!

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't the giant robots wrecking shit up more equivalent with the sex in porn? It basically triggers the same stimuli.

So game journalism got incrementally better. In the '00 they started to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, and ten years later, they're giving reasons why they think that the game you're enjoying isn't good. This comic made me think of Campster's 'Keep Your Politics Out of My Video...

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They say you can be anyone, but in Saints Row Four and The Third, you are restricted to a computer-illiterate shithead!

Nobody important gives a shit about the Romanian royal family, Kathleen, sorry to break it to you!

So, Fighter, Sorceress, Wizard... Elf and Dwarf. Well, the game was made by Humans, and seeing the way they treat women, they have a lot of issues to work through!