Recent content by ThisIsFiveEighteen

I support the cause, but not their methods. Although their methods are leaps and bounds better than other similar organizations such as the ALF.

It would definitely be diet coke, even though I like regular coke, diet coke just tastes awful, especially warm.

Both. I have two cats while my girlfriend has a dog, and all three are awesome. My sister has cats and my cousins have dogs.

Woo woo woo, you know it!

Nope: neutral. Some good, some bad.

I punched my mom once when I was two. She stood up calmly, walked into the kitchen, grabbed a wooden spoon out of a drawer, and struck me once as hard as imaginable. She took the spoon, set it on top of the fridge where I could see it from the living room, and whenever I'd get sassy from then...

Got pulled over during my driving test, asked the cop "How much higher than the speed limit can I go?" Driving instructor called me retarded.

Oh man, I've been looking for this thing for years! I missed this.

I remember one time I was messing with cleverbot, I asked it if it knew Ben. It said yes, so I asked it how Ben died. Cleverbot responded "Ben drowned" and I nearly died laughing.

Ow, I just shot out my own kneecap. How tragic.

My first PS2 died the day I got it, Christmas 03. The replacement, however, works to this day.

I began as an architecture major, but after some... disagreements with my teachers, changed to criminology. I spent just shy of 2 years as an architecture major, and left some good friends behind. Because of the 2 years of architecture, I have no room for electives and will spend the next year...

Skill is better, because luck in unpredictable.

I would weep... then buy a new one.

It would stop arguing, then promptly start again 9 minutes later.