Recent content by Ticonderoga77

I read smutty fanfiction. So you know, something constructive.

Really? Did this need to be researched? My god they could have just asked bioware since they implement the fatigue system with all of their armor...or you know, a five year old.

Shepard can't shoot blanks if she's a woman. But if she is a he in your playthrough he still wouldn't technically be shooting blanks. If an individual's DNA remains undamaged then the information required to create new sperm would remain unaltered. So if the viability of his 'swimmers' were...

Hell no I'm not an interesting person. I have this really annoying habit of telling jokes I just heard to family... the only problem is that I start laughing so hard during the joke that they have no clue what I'm saying.

Goddamn I love Yahtzee. I need to find some of the gameplay on youtube now because the 'boner' sounds too hilarious and awesome to truly exist....

I have to say that the title firmly belongs to bioware at the moment. They've been kicking ass with their story telling ability. Square Enix has been going through a rather painful decline. Amazing game mechanics are good, but they aren't enough to carry a game with a poorly executed story.

No, they should be repeatedly slapped upside the head with an Oreo pizza (that's been frozen solid and is wielded by the world's strongest man) every twenty minutes until they reform their ways.

I understand the whole typo thing, it happens to me all the time. But you know what pisses me off? People who switch up lose and loose, not by accident, but because they don't understand basic grammar and it would take too much brain capacity to use a dictionary. Lose: to fucking misplace...

DIG. That depressing sci-fi puzzle game was BADASS. I want to experience its horror again...

Final Fanstasy 7. You know, the one that came out before the godawful abomination that was FF8.

Well goddamn, this wasn't something I expected to see. That's really messed up. Unless the lady was riding the joystick of every dude in Simville, I don't get what the big deal is. Now if she kidnapped the baby to keep and raise it as her own, then yeah, I'd understand the need for chiding.

In Kanto I picked Charmander, I love the idea of owning my own pet dragon that could kill EVERYTHING. In Johto, I picked Totodile for the same reason, I want my own lizard of epic death. In Hoenn, I picked Torchic because the lizard option was a plant and lets face it, it sucks to start...

Having to micromanage every single solitary aspect of your party members' armor. Honest to whatever god exists... why the hell do I, the hero of this motherfucking story, keep enlisting the aid of individuals too super stupid to dress themselves? But that raises an even bigger question...

Infamous 1

Spiderman. Originally a comic book character I know but he has video games so I'm cashing in on that technicality. Seriously FUCK being spiderman, the man's life goes from one raging nightmare low to the next. He's like Marvel's goddamned punching bag.