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    The Death of Character in Gaming.

    I want to admit something. And it's something we all have to come to terms with at some point in our lives. I'm getting old. As much as I hate to admit that, I feel distantly disconnected from my youth and what excuses I used to make in the pursuit of getting the latest graphic power...
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    Escapist News Now: Smash Bros. E3 Tournament Announced

    Oh great, another circle jerk of no items, fox only, FINAL DESTINATION. The only people who play those are the same people who like to have their "Everything shield" on the playground.
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    Jimquisition: The Unholy Trinity Of Blind Greedy Bastards

    I think I've come to a true insight into why the game industry, namely publishers, are hurting the media. The publishers treat games like how most manufacturers treat their products. Every competitor has got to be as good as better as the next guy. They will do everything in their power to...
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    Jimquisition: An Industry Of Pitiful Cowards

    I think I've come to a true insight into why the game industry, namely publishers, are hurting the media. The publishers treat games like how most manufacturers treat their products. Every competitor has got to be as good as better as the next guy. They will do everything in their power to...
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    Unskippable: Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories - Gardening In Hell is Hard

    A lot of jRPGs sure love to start with EXPOSITION STILL SHOTS! ....I didn't say they were good. Fallout 3 proves you can actually be immersed without having a novel jammed down your throat in the first 10 mins. Seriously, Japanese people can't tell stories for crap.
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    Zero Punctuation: Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII

    Was this learned in the data logs or on a wiki..... Because neither make this kinda plot something I would not stomach in a GOOD game.
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    Unskippable: The Guided Fate Paradox, Part 2

    But that's all we ever get. Clearly you have low standards.
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    Unskippable: The Guided Fate Paradox, Part 2

    Also I get tired of the old chestnut. X is bad but y is good.... WHY CAN'T BOTH X AND Y BE GOOD?!!!!
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    Unskippable: The Guided Fate Paradox, Part 2

    How is it possible to make a story about becoming a god could be so fucking stupid. Seriously what if god of war started with cratoes being smacked in the head by what best could be describe as his little slutty sister and then have to have everything explain to him like he just suffered a stroke?
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    Unskippable: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

    I want to bet that 95% of everyone wanting to see a part 2 just wants to see more cartoon boobs. The other 5% is curious whether this is a terrible Reboot knock-off....with boobs. Fuck go for it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Condemned 2: Bloodshot

    You heard it here first folks. Skyrim ripped of shouting from Condemned.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dead Island

    I'm sorry. Fatigue and item fatigue are NOT a MAIN feature of a game. In fact, we can mention any number of bugs from here to tomorrow but you don't need more than a few to make a clear judgement that this crap is crap, no matter how much you shine it. I for one was really looking forward...