Recent content by TitanAura

I'm shocked too. That movie was fucking awful! It does the same thing as Heavy Rain by pulling the "character who's perspective we view the story through isn't simply unreliable but outright lying to us." For anyone who hasn't seen the movie, it's about a detective trying to catch a bunch of...

So I take it in the game logic, this was intended to be a "supposed to lose fight" that Gunny is just wrecking the difficulty curve of?

HAHAHA! Wow, yeah that's pretty much sums it up. I'd like to hear more details of the theft though. Did they have video footage? Did they escape via helicopter? Train? Speedboat? Car chase? Moose?

What a sad state it is that our own government can't be arsed to give funding to preserve a piece of one of the greatest achievements of mankind for it's own sake that these historians have to turn to us for that funding. I'm not even mad, it's not their fault they're asking us for money, I...

Reminds me of the nonsense that happened with Metroid Prime. Man, that game was TERRIBLE! /sarcasm I can get why people would be worried, but honestly I'm glad Nintendo is taking more risks like this. Even if it fails, we're given something that is at least INTERESTING to discuss, ala Other...

No man should have that kind of power... wait wrong line. This is an amazing feature but I see myself abusing it to fix meaningless typos and misspellings.

I would be better if they made reference to it in the game itself. Like just a box with his name on it containing that many bottle caps.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn now! So Splatoon is pretty great. Just wanted to get a handle on which form people tend to like. Also, is it the design you prefer or is it the mechanic of that form?

Doug Bowser: First order of business. I'm having my office installed with a fire pit and a hammer bridge.

*This is an obvious exaggeration and should be neither quoted nor taken seriously. EHHHHHHH, you ALMOST got me. Thank christ I actually read everything in an article before passing judgement or else I'd look really fucking stupid right now. *looks up*

Alright, rough start. I guess the previews already showed me everything I needed to know about the art looking like baby's first Flash cartoon but I won't rag on it any more than that. It will progress over time. The writing however, was also a little shaky. That introduction with Kratos was...

Ouch. My e-peen. It hurts. I have no preference but I do currently have an ATI installed as it was the best bang for my buck although it is 5 years old now so an upgrade is not out of the question....

Ahh, The Escapist.... why do you keep giving us so many mixed messages about piracy? "Hey, you can pirate this thing! But we don't condone piracy so we won't link it to you.... *psst* but you should totally google this thing you were completely unaware of previous to this post."

God forbid you pay a buck or two for a quality product. I guess that's human psychology for you. It's easy to justify stealing if it's only "a couple bucks". People are willing to cheat if it's "only a little bit" but if you increase the value, it makes people more honest less willing to steal...

Mario Kart 64 is sooooo floaty and slow compared to my nostalgia/memory of it. It kind of ruined it for me to go back and play it. Up until that point I ranked it as one of my favorite racing games in a genre I am a huge fan of.