You don't get tortured in hell, you work for Satan, and then after 1500ish years, you get to bask in all the glories of Satanic retirement.
Don't believe God's lies.
Oh well, at least with the time I would've spent playing these games online, I can now go out and drink a bottle of Jack Daniel's with my other underage friends.
Fuck you Australian Government.
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