Recent content by Toners

Sounds like someone has some anger management issues ;) Generally when I'm stressed out with something I just leave it alone for a bit, then come back to it when I've calmed down. Calming down usually involves a cigarette and cup of tea for me :)

Bacon. That is all =)

My housemate bought a book on lucid dreaming recently and started chatting with me about it. It turns out I've been doing it for years and never knew. I just assumed that every so often people have those weird dreams you sort of control and never want to wake up from. Turns out every time I did...

true true. favourite combo is a double shot of absinthe (depending on who's serving the thing) chased by a double JD and coke followed by some kind of sugary sweet (minstrels usually). do that a few times and you'll be happy all night :) there is a science to it as well which gets you like... so...

amen to that :D

Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged by chance? Perhaps they may have parodied it, but it's the only place I've heard it :)

http://www.manbottle.com/trivia/einstein_s_riddle sorry, but you're wrong, try again :P

honestly... what is the answer to this? There must be something I'm not seeing, it's mental

Yeah, this one took me friggin' ages too. This was my solution: Though I'm fairly sure none of those brands are cigars :P EDIT: either that one quite early on about the circus midget was written wrong, or it's impossible. I researched it and a different riddle involving a BLIND circus...

do i really need to tell you which holes diseases can be found in? ;) apologies for the inevitable STI joke

just a guess, but disease? EDIT: or death, i guess that makes sense too

that's a match, but i haven't got any good riddles :P

Working at McDonalds last year (it's a sad life, but the money is there) I completed a big family order in like... 2 minutes. The dude was pretty happy with the whole thing and asked for some ketchup. We had literally just run out on front counter, and told the guy we had some round the side on...

almost as sad as raging over someone raging over something ^.^ repeat this process ad nauseum for comical paradox effect :D

Absolutely this. And "you need to pull your socks up" 1) knee length socks pulled all the way up look friggin' retarded and 2) how would the coverage of my ankles bear any relation to the amount of effort I put into something? which moron came up with that one?!