Recent content by Tonjac

What the actual F? Is this what this website have been reduced to? "8 pokemon go players who deserve to die". Including a teenager being unaware of her surroundings, and a pregnant woman who was the victim of a hit and run. Escapist, you used to have so much good content, but now you...

Somehow i'm now uninterested in watching this. Trailers, you're doing it wrong.

There might be better sources for comedy, but they dont have THIS hat!

Yes and no, if you kill him first chance you get the game only gives you hints about his justifications. I agree though that in the grand scope of the story he's ment for you to grow to like or respecthim.

Teyrn Logain from the first dragonage game is what springs to mind for me. I never really saw him as being greedy for power. From the novels its written out that he was the guy keeping Fereldan together during King Marrics breakdown after the queen died. Then Marric dies and the new king is...

i lost a level in "orcs must die" today because i fell over laughing. One of the first orcs who broke down my castle door yelled out "CAN YOU VALIDATE PARKING?!" That must be the best one i remember right now.

been unable to get online, so sorry for the late reply (which i know you wont read anyway :P). Thanks for the suggestions guys!

Hi escapists. I'm writing this here message on behalf of my better half. See, my girlfriend have got some tokens to big fish games (http://www.bigfishgames.com) that are about to expire, and we can't really find out which games to spend them on. It would be really helpfull to get some...

this just may be the most awesome thing i have seen all year! :D literally, can't remember the last time a gameplay demonstration had me alternating between smiles and laughing out loud for 8 minutes straight :D. Johnny Fucking Gat, bitches! Mindblown! just.. wow..

To paraphrase Tyrion Lannister (i think it was). At 80 years old, in my bed, with wine in my cup and a wench with her mouth around my... well.. yes.. That sounds like a nice way to go :P

Yo dawg! We heard you like hacking, so we put hackers in your forum so you can get hacked while you hack.

Guy number 1, honestly, you arent THAT much older than her, i myself am from denmark where the legal age of sexual consent is 15, so admittedly my viewpoint on this may be different than yours. Now, if you care about this girl, then by all means keep contact with her. Do the right thing, and...

I would definately pick up this book. The first chapter catch my interest, and honestly i think it's very powerful how well you use the main characters observations to describe the general filth and barely covered hopelessness of the backstreets of a major city. I am slightly worried if your...

Damn you HankMan. I hate you for actually making me chuckle at that :P Also, damn, is there any way they could have made that guy look less like Bellic in that game?

Now, I may be a young white male (even if i'm not from america). But i find it offensive that i always have to play as a thin muscular man, when i myself am rather fat. In the interest of diversity and equality I want more fat leading characters!! :P Seriously though, while i think it is...