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    Zero Punctuation: Syndicate

    Well as EA holds the 'syndicate' name we won't ever get a proper remake. Still waiting on dungeon keeper. Needs to be a time limit if the titles aren't developed. Turning a game that would be something different in todays gaming (and cheaper to produce), and instead turning it into another...
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    Zero Punctuation: Rage

    There's other issues that make it less than Fallout+borderlands. Real pity as some of the mechanics are awesome. Map recycling - Different mission, maybe different badies, same area you've already cleared out just repopulated when you take the mission. Each 'dungeon' has two runs, one...
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    Zero Punctuation: Amy

    Woohoo, Benny Hill.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Generations

    Lol, the review goes with the ad at the start. Probably local for me (ad according to your location), but having an ISP who's ads are for 'fastest speed of anyone' while recently losing at court for trottling that speed for game players, doesn't bode well for anything coming after.
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    Why don't YOU have Skyrim?

    After Oblivion and it's horrible full scale auto leveling I don't trust the release. Also will wait for mods. It will be cheaper then and the mods you always get with these games can make it so much better or at least more to your preference than the original.
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 3

    You should watch the movie "greatest movie ever sold". At the end where he has to advertise the movie he's making, he goes to schools selling their school spaces (walls, fences etc.) as advertising space to make ends meet. That was an OMG moment. I had heard it was bad down there (from your...
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 3

    Generic game, generic complaints. Hell he doesn't even bother complaining about the brown worlds anymore except for a one line comment (as he does for all of them). Have something a little less generic, like Amnesia, and it's different and game specific issues. The guys got five min to fill...
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    Zero Punctuation: Gears of War 3

    You do realize his whole thing is he's a nitpicker. Even games he really likes he'll make negative comments about. You've got a hundred other reviewers all saying the same good things about a game, he's one who'll say what's wrong with it. Even the games with big money behind it, big...
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    Zero Punctuation: Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    As long as it's not new locations. Soon as it's new locations, areas, characters it's more development time. So you get the loooonnnnggg hallway crawls, or two hours of going through generic labs to pad the game where the plot is basically any found memo's or letter scattered around. I...
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    Zero Punctuation: Deus Ex: Human Revolution

    It's not just items, or even that, as otherwise it's "utilise everything you've picked up" and not learnt. Ever replay a game? The bosses are the start are so easy with all the skill and practice you've gotten from finishing the game. Unless a boss has been designed to only be defeated by a...
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    How do you feel about circumcision?

    Not at all a known fact as there's lots of different papers on the topic. There's even a foreskin restoration procedure (for various reasons). But hey, everyones a doctor around here and loves throwing around facts without even taking a second to look it up.
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    Zero Punctuation: Call of Juarez: The Cartel

    If he wants something different, he should review Magicka. A game that actually has a solo and co-op game with each being quite different due to solo actually being solo and friendly fire being on for multiplayer hehe.
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    Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever (for real this time)

    You play around with the mouse settings? DNF was definately designed with a consoles first mentality. Had to mess around with the settings to get decent control, but it's ok after that. And yep it is slow, but all modern FPS are slow compared to the old stuff. If you have played the older...
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    Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever (for real this time)

    Wow, can't even watch the vid, wonder if it's traffic or something. That's a first for me. On DNF, there's some LOLs in it. They would have done better if they spent more time on the maps, situations and humor (based on the levels) instead of chasing the leading edge graphics that moved...
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    Zero Punctuation: Portal 2

    He's right on about the hints. There's so many rooms where there is just one white panel, or a glass wall with a single hole etc. I played most of it on automatic. It was quicker to solve rooms by firing a portal at the one option you had, see what happens and go 'oh yeah, that makes sense'...