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    The Best Horror Films of the 21st Century, As Decided by The Internet

    Or, they have seen it, and didn't find it horrifying.
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    The Best Horror Films of the 21st Century, As Decided by The Internet

    Pan's Labyrinth? Sure, it was a good movie, but I'd hardly call it horror.
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    Zero Punctuation: Godzilla - God-Awful-Zilla

    Alessandra Ambrosio, if anyone's curious.
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    343 Explains Why Halo 5 Won't Have Split-Screen

    QFT. You can say, okay, yeah, they're beholden to stockholders and have to get their quarterly numbers looking good, but it seems like we've got to get to a point where people refuse to pre-order or day one purchase games sight unseen. That's the only way to break this ridiculous cycle. Don't...
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    Bethesda Accepts Gamer's Bottle Cap Fallout 4 Pre-Order Payment

    Bethesda played this one perfectly. Got some funny press and good will, but dodged digging themselves into an impossible financial hole. I salute them.
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    Dear Microsoft: So You Want to Support PC Gaming Again?

    Wow, just wow. That link to your story from 2010 about GFWL is the best thing I've read in a while.
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    FTC Pursues Kickstarter Board Game In First Crowdfunding Case

    I'm not a fan of government in general of the FTC in particular, but enforcing the law in cases of fraud is exactly appropriate. This is one of the few things the FTC should be doing to protect consumer and property rights. Good on them. I hope this prevents more fraudsters from trying to jump...
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    Original 1976 Star Wars Script Discovered by Librarian

    People need to stop saying "Han shot first." He didn't shoot first, because there was no other shot. Saying he shot first is a tacit admission that Greedo even had a chance to fire, which is false. He was blown away instantly before he knew what was happening.
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    Minneapolis Comic Con 2015 Cosplay Gallery: Best Heroes and Villains

    The Dalek costume, really? If you're going to cosplay, you've gotta go all out. May as well put on a pair of those fake plastic headband ears and call yourself Batman. On the opposite extreme, the Baymax costume is phenomenal! Seems oversized, but I'm guessing that's because there's an actual...
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    Will Half-Life 3 Outlive Public Interest Because of Development Time?

    Famous last words. There's ALWAYS more ground to break. Never underestimate human creativity.
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    WonderCon 2015 Cosplay Gallery Day One: Boatloads of Nope

    The Pyramid Head one is awesome, simply for the fact that 1) he probably made a ton of people shit their pants and 2) that pyramid had to have been crazy heavy. Most of the rest are pretty great though.
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    Zero Punctuation: Survival Special (Rust, Starbound, 7 Days to Die)

    That last comment about the NRA is pretty spot on. Made me think of the old Robert Heinlein quote: "An armed society is a polite society."
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    Bureaucracy-Em-Up

    Totally agree. I'm really bummed that Yahtzee apologized for this. Comedy is meant to be politically incorrect and yes, sometimes offensive. He probably would have been in the clear if he'd followed up with NTTAWWT.
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    Bad Games Can Give You Good Ideas

    Solution to the boss fights problem would be to make all the bosses non-human, so that the racial memory thing wouldn't work. Robots, sharks, robot sharks, whatever.
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    Your Game Music is Bland and You Should Feel Bad

    I know this thread is old and dead, but I wanted to add my agreement about The Elder Scrolls theme song. That piece is amazing, catchy, and extremely popular. It's also quite hummable. A couple other amazing soundtracks are the ones for FTL: Faster Than Light and Terraria. Both are extremely...