Recent content by Tornd

Yahtzee's book "Mogworld". Because we're on The Escapist and it feels mandatory to mention it. ...Also, it's quite good.

IMO, Fable 1 had a lot of POTENTIAL to be good. That potential was completely squandered by the follow-ups as they just stuck to the exact same formula with small tweaks and fuck-all innovation.

Sonic. Spyro. Crash. Childhood raped.

1. Bioshock 2. Ocarina of Time 3. Super Mario Bros. 4. Portal 5. Battletoads

I just finished the game. Personally, I've never played any Duke Nukem games, but I liked this game. It had WAY to many flaws to recommend a full-price purchase, but it was actually quite entertaining. I think I also found the best way to play this game: 1. Get it on the PC if possible (less...

I've played it, but it gets pretty dull. I enjoy Cut the Rope more for my casual gaming.

Bulletstorm...though everyone knows that's getting a sequel.

Renting it through Gamefly and, if I like it, will buy it through a Steam or Direct2Drive sale.

I was very disappointed by the ending of Dragon Age: Origins. Not because of the actual ending...but the way it was displayed. Text screens with fancy backgrounds and no narration. WOOOO!

It was somewhat difficult to get into Team Fortress 2 BEFORE the item bonanza. I can't imagine being a new player now and trying to figure out how everything works.

"THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WOLLS!" (Amnesia: The Dark Descent review)

Was almost expecting him to say: "I'm Bob, and that's the Big Picture...asshole." But, on-topic, I constantly make racist/misogynist jokes...to my black girlfriend. I don't think making mean jokes necessarily makes you a jerk/bigot/what-have-you, it's the context. If you walk up to some...

"Let's make a game where you're a fairy boy with a wooden sword that has to go fight a pig demon to obtain triangles."

Wow, that was a LOT of cock jokes. ...Funny review, though.

Don't know if it's just because I played the demo, but I didn't care for Just Cause 2. The grappling hook is hilarious, but the shooting is kinda blah and the dialogue sounds like a bad porno. Agree with the rest of the list except the fact that Reach isn't on the Top 5, but I know how you find...