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The Legionnaire couldn't help but smile a little at the heavy feet that stumbled in the rear. It wasn't malicious, but it was just the littlest bit pleasing to see her taken down a notch by uneven flooring. The dwarf, however, was in his element and proceeded with little difficulty. They'd...

I know some very salty people who can attest that Bastion is far from useless. Like any hero, he has counters sure but he can be played very effectively. More on topic, the only thing I could actually put to use would be the Bastion skin and though shiny as it is, seems a steep price just for...

"Well, 'f ye don't mind me sayin', I think there's few tunnels to small for me to tussle in," the Legionnaire remarked, a brow cocked as he looked over the map. Though depending on how accurate the maps were, it would be tight nonetheless. He was confident, but he preferred not to be overly so...

The Legionnaire nodded at Nola's orders, making his way down below the deck. He used a rag to dab at all the water droplets he could. It likely wouldn't matter if they were needed above again, but he couldn't stand the wet armor. It also acted as something he could do while he waited. Waiting...

As a user above detailed: OT: It's certainly welcome news though. Hero stacking has been shown to be a little too effective at times. And I'm looking forward to the Zenyatta buff. He seemed to be constantly 'freeing his mind' from his mortal coil by dying pretty quickly. But maybe that was...

They should just pull a Fallout 4 and go for a voice-acted Link. Except give him only one option.

Berund considered the situation. He didn't know much encounters at sea. But he knew what it was not knowing if it was a friend or foe on the approach. You could learn shapes in the dark and that'd give you clues, but in the end you could never really know. Not without some kind of signal. The...

Oh man, that guard is going to wake up with a wicked case of pink eye.

Berund grabbed his gear and boarded the Golden Halla. He didn't say much as he walked past the crew and managed to find the group's quarters well enough. He was hoping just to get to the next landing as soon as he could. He never quite got his sea legs on the very few times aboard a boat. The...

Had Berund been in his youth, he would've challenged Kari right on the spot. But years of discipline taught him it wasn't worth the trouble. Least of all for Kari. The woman was a hothead. He reckoned it wouldn't take long to fry a cut of beef between her horns, given her temper. What does she...

"The vote is appreciated, friend," Berund said, patting Jarrett on the shoulder. "Though I'm more than okay with Nola takin' the lead. But I have my disagreements with Kari bein' second in command."

I'm sure many, many people are gleeful at the number of Bastions destroyed. That hero is practically a salt mine.

"Fair warning to you then. If you bag a sample, and start to go 'weird' on us on the trip back, I will drop you and the rocks over the side. Met a fellow that was in Kirkwall, told me a bunch of strange shit he saw involving glowing red stones; at the time I thought he was just some drunk making...

Berund looked around the table. There seemed to be an almost unanimous refusal to retrieve any of the red lyrium, and considering their previous mission it was no surprise. But the dwarf felt there was potential for good in gathering samples. He wasn't a man of science by any means, but if there...