Recent content by Tortured Liver

Hate JRPG characters, only a handful are slightly bearable. Don't know if this is a trend though, because there aren't too many people who keep making those types of games 'cept for the originators. I guess a trend would be keeping consoles completely locked and not open to the public for...

I second the vote for AVP2, damned good when it came out. I'll even admit that Half Life 2 did a few good jobs of making me jump. Are the rabbits in Rayman creepy to anyone else?

Rabbit It's a drunk game, worse yet its played while driving, I don't think any of you would have heard of it...could be wrong

"You Son of a *****!" My Mom

I'm an optimist and I say we'll screw ourselves over before a big rock hits us. So there's this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider then all the one's we'll create in the future because the one before it wasn't big enough. They remind me of kids just pressing buttons to...

I think I'm going to cross the line with this one: I remember a joke where this alien slaps this guys forehead to make his penis longer and pulls his ears to make it bigger. When are we going to figure that technology out?

My fiance is stuck on colorado bulldogs; its just a white russian with some coke. I'm a beer knurd, I still haven't turned her yet. We used to make some good shots called "throw me down and fuck me"'s. 3 parts soco, 3 parts cheap whiskey, 4 parts pineapple juice, 2 parts grenadine; they're...

Just give me some more .hack episodes. G.U. was addictive as hell for me, and the end payed off with the dual auto-pistols you finally get. They could have made them shorter, released more than three episodes, and I would have bought them all with no doubt in my mind at all.

Startopia When I was tired of crappy games I'd install Startopia again and play the sandbox mode until the whole station was full of crap; maybe I should step back one day and look deeper into their formula because it worked for me. Too bad it was a sleeper, I think everyone should try the...

I don't want to read everything, but I bet everything that pisses me off is covered. But to recap..... Action time button sequence smashing whatever the hell they're called.....annoying What's wrong with making the game a little fucking easier but adding more content? Making a game...