Recent content by Totally_Legit

I had the same problem. I'm 18yo and until 2 months ago, i've never had a girlfriend, but I know why. I was and am a hopeless romantic, wich is a very good quality if you want to keep a girlfriend, but not if you have to get one. people say women go for bad boys. that is not necesserely true...

of course, especially the pirates part but ninja's can kick pirate ass and i'll eat anyone who says otherwise:p

I beg to differ. Zombie apocaplypse is so cool, given you go out there and kick their ass everyday. sure, it will get boring if stay inside the whole time, but if you just have the guts to put spikes on the front bumper of your pick-up truck and maybe a machinegun in the back. you're in for a...

I just googled 'Lunatic escaped from mental hospital and talks about games' no seriously, i have know idea, i guess i just stumbled upon the site and he just blew my mind:D

to be honest, i look like a nerd, but that's okay, 'cuz i am a nerd and my girlfriend thinks i'm, and i quote "soooooo cute" there is one thing i think is pretty cool(and my girlfriend thinks is cute) and that's this white spot in my right eyebrow. sort of like rogue's hair(from x_men) but...

any movie where people use the "magic of hacking" to do whatever they want. Die hard 4 for example. don't get me wrong, I like all the other die hard movies, but this one just plain sucked. for some unknown reason i did like hackers, but you really can't expect anyone to take it seriously.

Bodybuilding is like masturbation, sure it feels good, but does it have a purpose? and a more sensitive one: Love is not blind. It sees more, not less. but because it sees more, it's willing to see less. I almost forgot this one (from hamlet): We are oft to blame in this. 'tis to...

I'd press it a couple of times. The worlds overcrowded anyway.

I'm quite attractive (apart from the reducing acne), quite sensitive and I've got a personality that women just seem to trust. nonetheless I've never had a girlfriend. Women tend to want me to just be a good friend. but I'm working on it.

69% I don't own any guns, but if you give me a knife, you'll be dead before you hit the ground. by the way, I like a more hands-on aproach xD

I always get stuck in the friend zone. Right now I like this girl and she likes me just as a friend. I'll let you know how it goes. there are other women who aren't so nice. I once told this girl I liked her and she said the usual: "Can't we just be friends". I sent her three more text...

"look behind you!!! behind you!!" or something like that. and never let your curiosity guide you

taking a walk in a thunderstorm. I always sleep like a baby afterwards

I once had a dream, more weird than sad, where I was on a 3 day trip with my school. one of my close female friends was there, wich was weird because she didn't even go to my school. we came to the place where we were supposed to be and it was just a room with one big bed. a really big one, like...

it's none they don't know how to use it anyway xD