Recent content by treefallcomplete

I'm mildly disappointed that you did the "two stars" thing at the end. I mean, I know it was just so that it'd fit the meter, but one thing I've always liked about your reviews is a lack of a score of any kind, so putting one in (even for the sake of the limerick) seems kind of...cheap.

If you are actually hungry enough to resort to cannibalism, you're probably not in a rational frame of mind. Hunger makes people do terrible things. That being said, the convention in those situations is to start cutting off unimportant body parts and eating them. One buttock was the most...

I like this column...It's nice to have a forum that doesn't require constant dick jokes (although I noticed you still managed to sneak one in there..."Sergeant Cockthrust's Adrenaline Fistfights". Still, much better than something bland like "Shooty-up Omega 5000"). Also, the ability to...