Recent content by Tupance

First things first, kill anyone who has ever worn justin bieber merchandise or has referred to themselves or anyone else as a belieber. Then use the worlds money to make an evil moonbase.......with a swimming pool.

not just any fridge, but a special fridge he found while sneaking into the popes kitchen.

Good man!!!! You did the right thing and it took courage (if backed up by a bit of booze)to do it. Well Done :D

When I was on holiday I one morning woken by a Czech girl poking me in the face with a large silicon fallace. Needless to say I ran away....very fast.

Sexy result of chain reaction from big bang yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I made a reference to a DND character on a date once....... there wasn't a second one hahahaha

Lightsaber. Painless but totally awesome!!!!

Last year I was working in a corner shop between year 1 and 2 of university and the same guy would come in every few days. convinced I was a woman he called me young lady and everything, whether he was always drunk or high who knows hahaha