Recent content by Tureil

Nonsense. I'm a noob here. Noobs never follow rules when they're still fresh to forums. We don't know what a search button is, even though we use it normally on all the other places we may frequent.

hahah....Blame the internet, in all it's wonder. It's ninjas, pirates, porn, zombies. Rinse and repeat.

Indeed. Too lazy. Blame my last forum.

5 bucks says this was posted before, but im too lazy to go and hunt it down if it did. Oh well. Reading the "will this kill a zombie" thread got me thinking. Sooooooooo.......... How would you survive a Zombie Apocalypse? What's your plan? Get a little group of friends and blow your way...

mmk. Melee weapons, right? mmk. ~~Longer Reach Melee~~ Length of iron pipe (Similar to the Spade idea, but...Less Kung Fu-y) ....Quick vertical strike downwards and it should do some damage... Mind you, the longer the pipe is the easier it'll bend.. Especially if it's a Shaolin Spade...

Personally, i'd like to learn Japanese or Russian.

Think of Jesus (Hay-soos) No one has a problem there. Go nuts...God o.o ....Douche. <<

I already have an alias going.. Tureil Vita. At your service.

"...Ah shit that was the spiked cup wasnt it.."

He will rule the courts with an iron fist! NONE WILL END BUSH'S REIGN OF TERROR!....Whilst playing dodgeball..

I will agree. That was bloody hilarious. Bush is an agile little bugger ain'e.

Oma Wo Korasu. <3

The internet is a ruthless, crude place, i'm afraid to report. Ah well. Just gotta take a baseball bat and apply it to the kneecaps of the people who get their kicks from other people's grief. ..."An Hero" comes to mind...

I'm not a religious man at all. But i'll do my best to give a fitting answer for you. I have somewhat of a love/hate relationship with this kind of thread... First off, i think there is no higher being watching us. I have my reasons and i'll keep them to myself to keep this thread open...