Recent content by TwentyEight

I'd be fine with more ads, but not the kind of ads that are animated, and definitely not the kind of ads that have sound and streaming video. I come here to watch videos one at a time. My computer can't handle a website that shows three different videos at once that I can't pause.

I would definitely club a unicorn if it meant not getting run through by a huge horn on the front of a damn great horse. Those things look scary. Never mind if it's pink and/or sparkly; it's still a huge animal with a ramming prow.

1. A pen and pad of paper, in case I take a message or something. 2. A digital clock, in case I am playing a game on full-screen and need to keep track of time. 3. A harmonica, in case I feel a tune coming on. 4. A sonic screwdriver, in case of Daleks. (Actually a toy prop.) 5. A...

If we could nail down what made people funny unilaterally, we could program computers to do it, and at that point, God help us.

The best argument in favor of legal prostitution is to visit the three or so counties in Nevada where it already is. No violence, no STDs (in the entire history of the industry; they have regular check-ups), and no drugs. Like so many prohibited things, it's only dangerous because it's illegal.