Recent content by Tyr-Elhaz

mate and produce offspring with innanimate objects create 3 cubic inches of mashed potatoes summon buddah literalize street signs (actual street signs required) create subtitles on whatever I say solar powered soft glowing the ability to come up with all of these

lmao I would die by seppuku

Matthew Woodring Stover's Caine series. Starts with "Heros Die", I read it once a year because it makes you turn your psyche upside down and really get to know the creepy crawlies underneath.

thats the only pic they could get of her? really? and this is a reliable news source?

I work in a kitchen so I keep the stupid tickets servers ring in "Romano Chicken Salad--no lettuce" actually a Milanaise, 1 ingredient in common "Dinner Scallops--shellfish allergy" "Kids penne mayo" -- meant marinara "Filet done Pittsburgh Well (think hockey puck) but a little pink in...

painless had a gun that shot shurikens and lightning.

Im foaming at the mouth for Rogue Warrior. Im a big fan of the books, ever since I met the author. and it looks like you get to play as him. WOOT!

made it almost to life, then got too old, so they made me asst. scoutmaster-that-no-one-listens-too. But I learned about knives and how to start fires, so I'll call scouting on the whole a win. plus I can cook bacon in a paper bag and a meatball in an orange rind...... why?

give them weapons, teach them to fight, then lock them on their own world. theyd eventually kill eachother for me, and I ould watch them on tv whenever I felt down. alt--the plot from gamer, but for real

Im a functioning sociopath (no, really) considered "insane" -- putting hamsters in a microwave (dead or alive) and eating them considered "sane" -- slaughtering millions of pigs and throwing them away because some news organization called it "swine flu"

The Japanese invented the thought of living as though you were dying. To them, every moment was to be savored. Nowadays, most Japanese have a more Western view towards death, i.e. they are afraid of it. The producers of this show probably wanted to poke fun at the fact that Japanese now react...

Thor-cause hes a god Kratos-cause he kills gods Chuck Norris-who approves this by the way Solid Snake-so we have something to yell when he dies Chuck Norris would be the leader

since I am Scottish, this is the best post Ive ever read

since I am Scottish, this is the best post I've ever read

Im trying to find a link for the law, I heard it on the radio, so Im not sure how accurate it was. and yes I should be excersising, but Im a lazy semi gamer geek, so I have a note. Lastly if we're now the emo 20 year old, then what is France?