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    More on Halo: Reach

    I hold the belief that professional critics should look at everything a game has to offer. That's why I don't consider Yahtzee a professional critic in the slightest. He's just an entertainer who drops constant amusing metaphors for laughs. You know the Angry Video Game Nerd? I love his videos...
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    Hm. Caught me there. But I have another question: I've been doing some research into evolution, and came across this site: http://www.gate.net/~rwms/EvoEvidence.html Can anyone tell me if this is a reliable site for evolution evidence?
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    Interesting...I went to a Christian school that wasn't any specific denomination, and we were taught how much of the Bible could be open to interpretation. Taking every single passage literally would be kind of foolish, seeing as how the writers are from a society that is millions of years old...
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    I suppose I wouldn't know how Catholics think, as I'm not Catholic myself, but I'm just saying, what if someone came up to you and said your whole exsistance was a lie, that everything you thought was real is an illusion, and they presented some barely feasible evidence that what they're saying...
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    Change hardly ever comes quickly, especially change of beliefs. This applies to everyone, not just close-minded religious leaders. In fact, you could call it a sort of evolution. You might as well rip on humanity for taking so long to walk upright and to stop flinging poo.
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    You do realize that was a few hundred years ago, right? And that large organizations change over time? Does America still allow slavery, too?
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    Escape to the Movies: Paul

    We're an easy target. See, if there was no religion, then people like Seth McFarlane and Bill Mahar would be working at Walmart right now.
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    Valve Thinks It'd Be "Fun" to Remake Half-Life

    Hey, good news! Left 4 Dead 3 and Left 4 Dead 4! Both coming out while there's still no news of Episode 3! ...no. I kid. Sorry. I certainly hope Valve doesn't George Lucasize Half Life. Like, make the Vortigaunt shoot first instead of Gordon.
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    Escape to the Movies: Red Riding Hood

    I still can't fathom why this guy thinks abstinence is a bad thing...is he trying to eliminate all possible obstacles that prevent him from getting laid or something?
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    Metroid Motivates Woman to Cosplay After Mother's Death

    I'll bet 90k plus both my eyes. Love this story, and pardon me for saying so but her face is so CUTE!
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    Skyrim Will Feature Tentacle Bears ... Maybe

    I. Con. Cur. Now just pray for pointy hats. Oh, PLEASE, Elder Scrolls, just give us pointy hats!
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    Zero Punctuation: Halo: Reach

    Loved Halo Reach, though Yahtzee's main complaint is also mine. Seems Bungie only ever makes characters with personality if their death is near. It happened to Johnson and Miranda, while the quiet, emotionless green super soldier gets to live to take a nap in deep space. Reach made me want to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Amnesia: The Dark Descent

    So what fanboys is he baiting, exactly? Because any retarded Halo fanboy would know that the last thing they want is Yahtzee reviewing a Halo game. I'm assuming he's baiting his own fanboys, then. You know, the ones that drone "Yes, Yahtzee, I shall not buy or rent this game and form my own...
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    Escape to the Movies: Book of Eli

    I'm reviving it too, because I just rented Book of Eli. I was not surprised by Bob's extraordinarily in-depth (cough) analysis. I have yet to read one review that simply states in an unbiased way that it's about the Bible and then goes on to analyze the pacing, the characters, and the plot...
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    Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    Dude...do you have any idea how long I looked through these comments to find one like this? I was beginning to think I was the only person left on earth who saw sex as something to be shared with one other person for the rest of your life. Don't get me wrong, I hate Twilight, but that...