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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Jason Bourne

    This was just great. The flat bit made me grin like a fool.
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    Suicide Squad - Why Care About DC's Sinking Ship?

    Nice. Possible spoilers below. She's sellable. That said, I think she has enough worry about her own health that at the very least she will fall in line untill she can get the bomb in her neck away. Thats the premise anyway, and fortunately its underscored by a villain getting his head...
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    Suicide Squad Annihilates Box Office Record

    See, I refuse to believe that. I mean, the people up top are businessmen right? Even they must understand that its more valuable, especially in the long run, to just make GOOD MOVIES. Then you can still coast off name recognizion, save on commercials, and still earn truckloads because the movie...
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    Suicide Squad Annihilates Box Office Record

    I found suicide squad to be bad. Not as bad as I feared, but FAR from as good as I'd hoped. The good parts were in the trailer for the most part. For me, this is gonna be my lesson. I'm done. When the next DC movie rolls around I will not be one of those suckered into a premiere. It...
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    Suicide Squad reviews are in and it sounds like they should of stayed locked up

    Saw it tonight. Not sure. 3/6 or maybe 2/6 if I'm harsh. Margot Robbie did a great job. Jared Leto did an ok job, but I fucking hates his teeth with a passion. Will Smith can go fuck himself. He was the same character as in Bad Boys, ID4 or wherever he is. He's not an actor, he's a...
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    Are there any real-life issues that fiction SHOULDN'T address?

    Good story that contained rape: Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever. Handled extremely well, was not a particularly central part of the plot, but a part of it still. Great stuff, good story.
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    Bourne Tops Box Office, Star Trek Drops Big

    Jason Bourne was a disgrace. The only other movie that have made me want to leave the cinema was Transformers 3. I love the first 3, heck even the 4th of the Bourne movies, but this latest one was bad in absolutely every sense.
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    Jason Bourne - The Return of Shaky-Cam (And Matt Damon)

    This movie enraged me. I wanted to waterboard the moron who had done both the filming and the editing. The movie was a freaking visual mess. My buddy counted the cuts in the final fist fight. It didnt last more than a few minutes at most, but when my buddy reached 60 cuts he gave up. This is...
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    Darksiders: Warmastered Edition Announced, Coming to PC, PS4, Xbox One, and Wii U Later this Year

    I gotta say. I think its pretty fucking rude to release remastered versions of games whose series havent (and probably never will) be finished.
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    What's keeping the West from making DOAX style games?

    Dat image. 10/10 post. I salute you sir.
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    Mountain Dew Flavor "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong"

    Hahahahahahahahaha! OT: This would be hilarious as fuck. Of course I'd buy a bottle. How could I not? Hitler skateboarding? My dearest god, it would be worth getting TV-channels to watch that stuff. Hear hear! *Toasts with imaginary hitler soda* *Guffaws* If this doesnt bring...
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    Over seventy dead in vehicular attack in Nice, France

    Yeah well, as much as Christianity is fucking retarded what with their most ardent followers advocating creationism and all, I'm pretty sure most churches wouldnt advocate non-integration and the murder of infidels on a general basis.
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    Say hello to the new Iron Woman

    This is really all. I agree wholeheartedly. Make a NEW character. I'm sure there are enough talent in marvel both graphically and storytelling to make at least one new character from scratch. Come on marvel. Prove me wrong. Diversity is stupid anyway. I enjoy Thor, big and blonde, I enjoy...
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    Investigating Overwatch's Stingy Loot System

    Interesting numbers. For me though, the notion of progress annoys me to no end. Was there progress in HL2 DM? Was there progress in Warcraft 2 vs? Was there progress in Doom (the original) deathmatches? In Counter Strike? No. It was just games. For the fun of it. If you returned to a game it...