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We've got our own perfectly good connection, but depending on where I am in the house, the laptop sometimes brings up a list of the neighbour's connections as well. They're all locked up tight and have names along the lines of "Not Yours" and "Don't Even Think About It". It makes me laugh every...

Wear salt licks on your shoes? But then you might get chased by cows. In all honesty, I would love to live with snow. I'd rather be cold and trying to warm up, not overheating and trying to cool down. I adore coats/scarves/gloves/layered shirts/long pants/thermal undies/thick socks/tightly...

How do you kill it? You can't. Alien (1979)

My newborn cousin: Maynard. This might not be evident to others, but living here in Australia, males are automatically assigned a contraction of their first name with an "oh" on the end soon after birth. My cousin is named Mayo, as in mayonnaise. Why anyone would want their child to be...

"Your eyes are sooo dark! Like the devil!" From some freshman who claimed that his mum taught him all of her Wiccan magic. My eyes are pretty dark though. "Did you lose weight?" // "Have you always been that skinny?" From anybody who sees me in formfitting clothes. I tend to wear really baggy...

I can't remember most of the bullying I went through during the first three years of high school (Australian high goes from years 7-12), but two events stick out because I still bear the marks. In 7th, the tallest girl in the year level who always drank a bunch of energy drinks and was...

Call it Margaret. I'm not sure why, it just looks like it would match.

"What a Dibbley." Optional smeghead and goit.

Any series in which the last book has an epilogue wherein EVERYBODY gets married to another character and has a bunch of children. Because nobody is ever homosexual or asexual. I'm looking at you, Deltora Quest, and why did you have to go and do the same thing two years later, Harry Potter? And...

Standard "Twilight" answer goes here. Anything romance, comedy (including parodies), ESPECIALLY romantic comedies, also drama. And whatever is popular with high schoolers - Napoleon Dynamite, Juno, Twilight, Saw, Bruno, Borat, Team America, etc. After the enormous shitfest that was the ending of...

One of my friends' current dreams is something along the lines of move to Ireland, get married and have a million accented babies. I personally think it's goddamn ridiculous, but I'm not going to spoil her delusion. How easy is it to move to Ireland from another country? How many people do...

Actually, they were told, just not in great detail. In particular Veronica Cartwright was told only a little blood would get on her shirt, and then they pointed a whole jet at her face. On the script it was only specified as "the creature", so the look of the thing was new, but the actors were...

If it's moments that make you wanna barf, basically everything posted before me. If it's moments that make you just go "wat", the ending of 2001: A Space Oddyssey.

Since "The Word" isn't up there, I put Yesterday. A much better way to do this would be to put up album names, then ask pollers to specify the track they meant when they chose the album. Eg. I would select Rubber Soul, and then post that The Word is my personal favourite.

This is the best idea I've heard in a while. From what I remember, there was an ad campaign here in Australia not too long ago with a little girl measuring her mum and dad's waistlines. She got all worried when her dad went over about 90cm, then a voiceover announced that being fat over a...