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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 of 2011

    I am totally mystified by his comment on dark souls. What does that metaphor even mean? I have seriously been trying for like a few days to figure this out. Cool episode though, besides the mental breakdown that ensued.
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    How The Old Republic Didn't Change MMOs

    Now that I think about it, why are the ceilings so high?
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    Your perfect RPG

    1. Duel-wield shields 2. Duel-wield shields 3. Duel-wield shields 4. Duel-wield shields 5. khajiits 6. a combat system that not only allows Duel-wield shields, but makes it a viable option for a Khajiit. 7. hot chocolate I would stockpile copies of this game like anti-zombie vaccine.
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    Your favourite race in a video game?

    Khajiit definitely for me. Cool philosophy in some of the books they have floating around in elder scroll games, even thought they are a bit silly.
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    What's the greatest weakness of your Skyrim character?

    My Khajit has a horrible weakness for hot chocolate. Can't get enough of that stuff.
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    Tell me about your dark souls character

    I jumped through a lot of classes to begin with, but settled on deprived after a while. The whole no armor thing is not a big deal, you can get good stuff within like 3 minutes of the undead burg, although I didn't trade in the club for a good while. After getting all the way into blight town I...
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    You now ARE the last thing you killed in a video game.

    I am the Tower Knight from Demon's Soul's. This is horrible! Where wil I find a toilet big enough!
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    The last enemy you defeated is now your roommate

    The Phalanx from Demon's Souls, I think I may just need to move.
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    Angriest a game has gotten you

    Heavy Rain. I enjoyed it more or less up till the part in the electrical station where you have to go through the blue part. Up till that point the game let me consciously make choices but at that point, even though I got all the button commands correct, it wouldn't let me pass and said I...
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    Feed Dump: Lemon Flavored Goodness

    I wish they would look up a soda called "Beverly" that's sold in Italy, it's the most bizarre flavor I have ever had, and I can't imagine how a single person in Italy could enjoy that stuff.
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    The Item to your immediate right

    umm.... a xylophone? Maybe I could play on a frequency that makes their heads explode.
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    Notch Puts Minecraft Quests, Statistics in Motion

    I hope we get a console port one day.
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    Escapist News Network: Inside the Newsroom

    I love this new format, its freaking awesome! The old one was getting kind of bland. I also like the 4 people format instead of just 2 (Not saying 2 is bad, still freaking hilarious, just 4 is twice as amazing)
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    Don't Use the Word "Gamer"

    I agree man. I play the guitar (Real one, not the hero kind), I love music, books, and I have tons of friends who probably only two play video games (Probably only rock band), so why is it that just because I play video games occasionally on weekends while trying to waste some time, I am...
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    Poll: Your favourite Class in Borderlands

    mordecai is just insanely OP which is why so many people (including me) play him!