Recent content by Ultrasnail

I've heard maybe 4 of those. Who says these things? Is it Americans or am i being lied to? Is it just me or do half of them sound made up? Winningest, i don't believe anyone says that. Also why do us Brits hate Americanisms? Doesn't language evolve?

I shoot myself in the foot.

RTS and rhythm gaming (what ever guitar hero is) I don't know what this would breed but it would be terrifying.

Tesla! Nikola Tesla <3 I think he'd be able to cope with modern life and he'd probably be able to make everyday life better somehow.

Yep, 2 weeks ago with my current girlfriend who i love. It was very fun but i don't think sex changes anything i think tv has really over exagerated the importance of sex. I was a bit worried i would hurt her, but after we got going it was very enjoyable ;P Sex is fun. And it'll happen when...

ah swine flu. that was a crazy crazy time, some people out there are really really dumb. seriously one person said that we are were all going to die from it unless we just quarantine every one and that if we eat pork we'll die of swine flu. swine flu really wasn't a serious thing and i can...

i'd add a day to the end of the week and name it sunday. but i'd also rename Saturday Sunday. we would then have Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

i once slept through a maths lesson (i had finished the work the week before so was aloud) at the end of the lesson i get woken up i then proceeded to stagger out of my class and go outside and walk all the way across campus... did i mention it was winter and snowing outside. it was still a...

i use just my right hand when typing casually as for some reason i do it quicker than with both, but there is likely to be more typos so when i need to do an essay i use both and it takes longer :(

A part of me wants to say doomsday purely because he can't be killed. but i have to side with brainiac, he is a kryptonian and a robot. also i am a huge superman fan... please don't be mean to me.

all of them. i mate an Eevee with a ditto and get Eevee babies, then more Eevee evolutions. and i believe the strongest is statistically Espeon. Eevee <3

Fallout 3 and Pokemon I think it would be awesome. mostly because i really like those 2 games and it would so work to. you would use vats to catch Pokemon and your Pokemon would level and it would be awesome. if there are any game designers out there... please make this.

YES!!!!! two of me means that we can hang out together.... also i have a personel rule... if i ever get cloned or meet an alternate vesion of myself i will make out with myself once. horray for XKCD!!!

Blud (pronounced blood) the place where i live is chav infested i hear them saying this all the time... it has no meaning. also innit which i believe means "i understand". chavs make me angry.

15 if you count the guy in the gorila suit.