No one seems to have put something stupid about words before swords yet, so I guess I'll take the opening. My weapon is my BRAIN! COWER IN SIGHT OF MY JAR OF BRAIN!
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1. Oops.
2. Your friend looks good in that.
3. We need to talk.
4. I'll do it during half time!
5. You missed a spot.
Top five, since I couldn't think of more. Not all of them are nuggets, either. These are for either side of the couple, I'll let you figure out which ones are for guys to...
Going with the previous statement that serial killers go with the path of least resistance, I'll just point to my username as an explanation and leave it at that.
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