Recent content by Valthonis666

Hmmm, your post brings a thought to mind. Why not, instead of Female Link, make..., what one of the posts earlier mentioned, a Sheik game? where instead of just like... Link nonsensically taking the back seat, or just suddenly sprouting boobs, Zelda gets to grab her bad ass panties and ninja...

No, because right now it would be near impossible for it to happen without the main character being a mega buxom vixen wrapped in illogical armor protecting only her nipples and crotch area. Nor will it be able to happen without some over sexualization of the character, Bayonetta style. I highly...

Everyone tries to build these realistic shooters, and I'm just sitting over here in my corner, silently waiting for an FPS with the same grip on realism that Saints Row 4 has. Then I will be happy. Also, thats my answer. Realism sucks. Its boring now, especially after all of the CoD and...

Sorry mate, you are wrong. Thats not just any dog. That is Batman's dog. That bastard will have had more training than ANYTHING or ANYONE

"And now, ITS TIME TO RACE!" Then I'd find a way to roll over and piss upwards as i fell. :D

Personally. I LOVE this! Finally, Bullies are starting to get what they fucking deserve! Maybe, if more kids start doing this this shit will stop. I Love the fact that CartoonNetwork and everyone else and their fucking mother are trying to help with this Bullying thing, telling them to go talk...

Quick Time Events.... What game does them good? GoW2 cause they are spread out pretty damn well. Boss-Fight with a giant dual-ended chainsaw staff, press X to win, knock your opponent back and get the chance to turn the tables. Chainsaw Bayonet fights. Hard as hell to just randomly get. Press X...

..... this is just sequel milking now... The first one was good, not amazing, not phenomenal, not over the top, by it at once awesome, but it was good. It had the right amount of storyline and action and Testosterone fueled Man-Drama [xD]. This one is just fucking playing to the crowd now. They...

.... what is this finished? I'm on my 110th hour, and I'm still happily dicking around xD

Every FPS ever: Point and Click. FPS vs Bots: Point and Click, then die without ever seeing who shot you, revive die again. Turn-Based RPG: Click, scroll, click again, move down a list, click again, watch the numbers and tally them up.... then click again.

AND you get to become the Campion of Nocturnal, Hermaeus Mora, as well as Befriending Clavicus Vile's best friend [the dog.... Barbas i think is his name.] All but like.... 1 of the Daedric Prices you meat as Dova make you their champion. the total list is: Azura, Boethiah, Clavicus Vile...

Sorry x.x wasn't going for attack mode on purpose, but re-reading... yeah. Totally not how i wanted to have worded it.

I've never played Morrowind that much. BUT, judging by the general... generality of the games in likeness of their characters, i say: Wait until Skyrim has its ex-packs out, so that the two mains can hold their own. BESIDES: Dovahkiin + Vampirism. AAAANNNNDDDD.... the Daedra would not want their...

That is really a truly unfair comparison..... M.E. and D.A. are built around the Story. EVERY Aspect of the game has something to do with the Story.... even the damnable guns are Story Bonuses. I mean, shit, are you serious? You're going to compare Skyrim to 2 games created by [pretty much]...

he does that to everyone >.> Its also a joke. Its a play on the current day's salesmen claiming they can buy anything cheap and sell it for a massive profit