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    Marion Zimmer Bradley Sexually Molested Me, Daughter Accuses

    Having read some of the Darkover novels, this... actually doesn't surprise me. Sadly enough.
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    Dungeons & Dragons Unveils Full Product Line, Release Dates, and Details - Update

    ...I can't just buy a bundle of all three, like I did for every other edition that came out during my lifetime? Why?
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    Satoru Iwata Asserts Nintendo is More Than Just Video Games

    Obviously, they're planning to go back into their old areas of expertise, from before Yamauchi made them a consumer electronics company. If they go back into making playing cards and running love hotels, just think what kinds of crossovers they could have with their current IPs! /not actually...
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    FCC Turns Around On Net Neutrality With "Faster Lane" Rules - Update

    Ah yes. Undefined "reasonable" behavior, subject to review... presumably by a panel of regulators hired from the industry in question, with input from lobbyists. I feel like I've seen our government pull that one before...
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    Rumor: "Nintendo Fusion" Is Nintendo's New Next-Gen System

    I'm... pretty sure Nintendo has stated previously that they start development on each gen right after the previous one comes out. Didn't they say, when the Wii U came out, that they'd been working on it since the release of the Wii?
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    Marvel Considers Johnny Depp for Doctor Strange Role

    The real reason, of course, is that Depp is the only actor willing to wear Dr. Strange's ridiculous cape.
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    Magic: The Gathering - The Movie in The Works at Fox

    It SHOULD be about Urza. It won't be, because they'll want to attract movie fans to the game so they'll use their current characters. Meaning most likely the Lorwyn 5, especially for the first movie. ...So basically it's going to be about Jace. With Chandra and Liliana around to look pretty...
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    "Leaked" PC Edition of GTA 5 is Actually Malware

    I realize the Escapist likes to stretch the definition of "news" these days, but seriously? Someone distributed a virus disguised as a torrent for a popular thing? That happens -literally- every time there is a popular thing for it to happen to. This is as newsworthy as memes getting posted to...
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    Myst Studio Brings Obduction To Kickstarter

    Off the top of my head, in no particular order, and bearing in mind that I haven't played the game since it came out and I hadn't played Uru at the time (a game should stand on its own in any case, and certainly shouldn't require you to play the spinoff game): The game starts with a voiceover...
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    Myst Studio Brings Obduction To Kickstarter

    uhhh... I want to be excited about this, but... the last good Myst game that Cyan made was Riven. They didn't touch Exile or Revelation, which were good; they came back for End of Ages, an atrociously-written, half-finished, buggy pile of garbage. I realize they went pretty much bankrupt before...
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    Eiji Aonuma Teases New Zelda on Wii U for E3 2014

    So, next year they plan to announce when they might give us a reason to buy their system that came out... last year?
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    Diablo III Auction House Closing Down

    The game's a lot more fun when I pretend the auction hall doesn't exist, so I'd say they're making the right choice.
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    Xbox One Exclusive Ryse Will Feature Microtransactions

    By combining the oh-so-beloved "pay-to-win" and "press-x-to-not-die" schools of game design, they have found the way of the future: "press X to waste money".
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    Xbox One Accessories Feature Large Price Tags

    At the moment, going by Amazon prices of non-third party controllers, it's about $25 for a wiimote, $15 for the wii "classic" controller (the one that's basically a gamecube controller), $40 for the Wii U Pro Controller, $40 for a PS3 controller, and $60 for a Xbox 360 controller. If you go...
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    Half-Life 3 Is Not Coming Today, Says Valve

    So can anyone explain to me why Valve felt I needed a 3.2 GB update to a 9 year old game that's barely over 4 GB to begin with? What did they do, replace EVERY texture in the game? /confused