Recent content by Vengeful Nature

They do in Parliament. It's kind of a tradition. But anyway... The last time he tried this, the Speaker said something along the lines of "don't bring your Daily Mail-inspired, panic-mongering sh!t in here." No really, the Speaker mentioned the Daily Mail (well, it might have been another...

This sounds like fun! Apocalypse Now - Colonel Kurtz, a wise-cracking, unambiguous mentor figure, is successfully rescued from Cambodia, where he was being held by evil robots bent on changing America's fiscal policy. All cigarettes, opium pipes and other drug paraphanalia are replaced by...

A keychain-sized device capable of teleporting any chosen thing to your specified destination. Take a moment to think about how incredibly amazing this is: someone you really want to see writhe in pain? Teleport a Japanese giant hornet directly into his or her eye socket! In a pinch? Send...