Recent content by Vippy

Oh, man, Tom that is an awful story. Seriously, people need to sort themselves out. I mean, come on. Your eyes sound, if anything, attractive to me. Don't take any guff from these swine. I've always been quite shy through my life, as well as being quite paranoid and having minor Obsessive...

You're an amateur French disliker, my friend! :p The British... we're the pros. We've got hating the French down to a fine art. And the Germans, even ignoring the wars. Oh, and Poland, recently. Point is, people hold grudges for a lot longer than 200 years.

You clearly haven't heard the general English attitude towards the French. 200 years is nothingfor a determined Englishman.

To be honest, I think the reason that Britons and Americans don't like each other very much is because of how America came in to being. Which was basically the two nations killing each other for a while until Britain decided they'd had enough and just went back home, and I think there is a kind...

I AM English and I hate England. Lot of Americans say they love England, but you should try living here. Mind you, I don't think there is anywhere on the planet I don't think would be a shit place to live, most probably because I'm a bit Misanthropic, but I don't get all this hating a...

Not really a physical feature, but I like girls with glasses. I just find it quietly sexy, dunno why. I do like long hair though. And redheads. Redder the better. For guys... dreadlocks. I have no idea why, but I bloody love 'em.

It's a bit of an effor though. Requires a fair bit of organisation...

There is no problem in history that could not have been solved through setting fire to the right person at the right time.

"They post on ridiculous comic book community forums where the artists and writers of these Superman, The ?Spider Man? and the most homosexual of them all, the Batman who laces up in dark black Corinthian leathers, his taut muscles exploding with power beneath his sweat-filled costume, as he...

Seriously, it's a satirical site... but I like to pretend it isn't. It makes it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much funnier.

DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME!

Dexter, that may the funniest review ever written. Christwire is now on my favourites. Sometimes you need a laugh.

Actually, there is one aspect of Brink I hate. I can't play other shooters now. I went on Modern Warfare 2 yesterday (Not Black Ops, credit me with SOME taste) and was soon playing some search and destroy. Suddenly, I was aware of an enemy coming up the stairs, so I sprinted to a hiding spot to...

The first DLC being free is a good point, and if they keep releasing little DLC's that cost nothing I can actually forgive the lack of substance. Almost, because what if you didn't have LIVE? You'd be knackered, and Brink would die a very abrupt death. Mind you, single player is a bit naff...

Ever since I saw the first trailer for Brink, I was massively excited. Looking at all the character customization stuff, the huge emphasis on fluid movement, duel campaign with no real heroes or villains... looked great. But now I own a copy, and it's a bit... "Meh..." Yes, the character...