Recent content by Vladimir Francois Tchaikovski

Someone may have already recited this quote but i cba reading through 15 pages of ultimately futile argument so: "Having a religion is like having a penis: Its perfectly ok to have one but i'd rather you didn't rub it in my face, and i certainly don't want you to shove it down my children's...

People dont watch "Schindler's List" for fun but you can't deny that its a good film.

Theres a glorious array of British accents in stronghold but im going to have to go with the welsh sappers' "I'm orf fer a nice cuppa tea!"

Yeah, there was definite potential in Mirrors edge and it would be a shame to see that go to waste. All it really needed is refinement.

Y'know it is possible to be stealthy on certain multiplayer FPSes such as the battlefield series. Even in certain halo gametypes stealth is a good tactic. Also didn't lord of the rings: conquest have a stealth orientated class?

I understand this is very annoying but it happens less and less as you level up What annoys me is templar vision. It makes all blending and hiding of any kind ultimately futile. I'm not saying that ubisoft should get rid of it just give it longer recharge time or something to make te game...

I'm a bit confused as to why practically no one i talk to has seen these because they have all-star casts but anyway "Mystery Men" - a superhero flick starring Ben Stiller "The men who stare at goats" - Easily one of the funniest films have ever seen starring Ewan McGregor and George...

ditto

Slow multiplayer matchmaking. I swear, today on AC Brotherhood i waited for about ten minutes for it to put me in a game. Its a bloody good thing AC multiplayer is so good or i wouldn't put up with that kind of shit.

That wasnt a scottish accent, dont you mean price or ghost/gaz? Should be amazing but its a bit dissapointing that all those cryptic clues were just leading up to the announcement of a game we already knew was on it's way.

As it happens i was in a shop the other week were they were selling gollywogs which i was surprised at.

I've never been dissapointed by a rush album. The level of technical genious in almost every one of their songs is phenominal. I've also consistantly really enjoyed all the fish-era marillion albums, even if the thieving magpie had its low points.

Apart from all the balls-to-the-walls mindfuckery in fallout 3, im going to say the first flood level on Halo: Combat Evolved.

Progressive rock (it never died!)/ Classic Rock e.g: Rush, Genesis, Marillion (fish era), Jethro Tull, Crowded House and (dare I say it) Dire straits. oh yeah and Indie/vaguely folkish alterna-Rock like Modest mouse and Arcade fire.

Apart from the eyepiece, i'm told it looks just like me.