Recent content by VomitPie

I am going to throw out my little fetish which is werewolves. Not the icky Twilight werewolves, but actual 8ft tall reversed jointed fuzzy killing machines. Maybe it's feral nature or the danger in it. Maybe I have a sexual death wish, but there it is. Werewolves.

A Waterbender. Mostly due to my nature as a caretaker and my love of the cold. :3 Firebending would be second due to my volatile emotions and how bad I am at holding them back.

Mozenrath from the Aladdin TV series. Everything was handed to Aladdin on a golden plate, while he sacrificed his hand for his power.

So I was working Grocery side 20 items or less lane. There was a line from here to women's clothing. An older black woman comes up, she has a cart full of groceries. Because there is a line I politely tell her that she can't put out these sign abiding citizens by being a selfish c*nt. Not...

So I was standing at my registered like a zombie when this kid, looks to be about 8 years old walks over. He opens up the soda frig in front of me. It's full of Snapple. As you may know, Snapple is one of the few drinks still bottled in glass. The little turd looks at me and smiles and begins to...

I use to work at a Walmart. For those of you know, Walmart's largest output is low paying jobs and genuine Chinese lead paint. For about a year I worked as a Walmart Cashier. I saw many people of different races, creeds, genus and so on. You don't need to have worked there to share a story...

In most of the GTA games, I stab hookers with screwdrivers...

Playing WoW, talking to my guildmates about the end of the world.

Emberstone Staff out of WoW... It's pointy.

"I couldn't play World of Warcraft, the graphics are just too simple." -My Ex; after finding out I started to play WoW. That drove me insane. This guy also compares EVERY game that he sees to Halo. It doesn't matter, RPG, platformer or whatever. It's always whatever game that I am playing at...

Jimmy Eat World's "Futures". The last song "23" just makes me want to listen to it again.

Japan is actually having a population crisis. The young adult males don't get out, they stay home watch anime and play dating sims in lieu of real girls. At this rate Japan will just masturbate itself out of existence. I know making imaginary real is big business in Japan, but seriously it...

+10 Elliot Stabler I drop 1 Sailor Moon Otaku.

2d20 Sanity Loss. I drop one dated walkman.

2d10 Sanity Loss I drop 1 Principal Belding.