Recent content by Vondrakenhof

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment So apparently the only ones with this power are the all-powerful. Interesting. But as far as making money goes I guess I could hire myself out to police or courtrooms to make sure that everyone's telling the truth. Or better yet, make sure...

"It was a five hundred mile journey and, surprisingly, quite uneventful. People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, 'Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone...

Ezio Auditore Dante Batman Nathan Drake I'll have to say goodbye to my money before the game starts.

When describing colour to a blind person the best I could do is this: "You know when you feel stuff and lots of things have different textures? It's kind of like that, only for your eyes."

Had liquid nitrogen swabbed and sprayed on my foot to get rid of my veruca. Several painful treatments and it didn't work. It eventually went away by itself.

Had my friend bring demons souls back from america. Not a lot of effort on my part and definitely worth it.

I hate paddy's day. It's yet another excuse for our alcohol-centric culture to try and give themselves alcohol poisoning. And on top of that it celebrates religious intolerance. Paddy drove the snakes (aka anyone who wouldn't renounce their old religion) out.

I have a decent beard, for several reasons. 1. Without it my face gets cold. 2. It makes me look older. I'm twenty so I don't need to but it makes sure I don't have to dig my I.D out at the pub. 3. I hate cats so it gives me something to stroke when coming up with an evil plan. 4...

Trapped in his head.

If you lived here you wouldn't think that. Especially about the girls from Dublin. On topic: I'd go to Canada. I have relatives there and it's so much nicer there than it is here.

Call my girlfriend and tell her how much I love her and that I forgive her for the break we're on at the moment.

In Ireland drink is a big deal for 3 reasons: 1. Drink is part of our heritage. (Which bites). 2. There is nothing to do in this country that doesn't involve drink or sport. (Which bites more). 3. In this day and age being pleasantly drunk (key word: pleasently) is better than being sober.

Since I've done some archery I'd have to go with the bow. Problem is, since you said you can only have one weapon I'd be screwed If anyone charged me. Every archer brings a back up weapon...

I'd say "what were you thinking?"

Terry Pratchetts Discworld series are great reads and will have you in stitches. Same with Good Omens. If you want something more serious read The Name of The Wind by Patrick Rothfuss. It's a great book with an interesting take on magic.