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    Ninja Theory Invites a Select Few Players To Try DmC: Devil May Cry

    so, KayGee, there's no hope of actually finding out what this game was like? told you it was an arse-pull. this just shows the TRUE face of NT towards us gamers (which is ironic as it's us that pay their wages hah hah!! well, their not getting my cash) i was actually going to say (2 months...
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    Ninja Theory Invites a Select Few Players To Try DmC: Devil May Cry

    it's funny, but i read elsewhere (unfortunately i can't remember the name of the site (it was a weird one... japanise-spelling/sounding but i think it was american???)- which pisses me off as some of the comments on it about this game were hillarious!!!...) that NT really didn't care about...
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    Buggiest games ever

    oddly Legacy of Kain: Defiance - when i first played it there was only 2 bugs that caused the game to freeze (needing a restart) and then every time i played the game again, new bugs would appear (i stopped counting at 7, same time as when i gave up ever wanting to play the game again apparently...
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    Your avatar is making sexual advances on you! What now?

    i'd be in ALOT of TROUBLE! ;D not to mention the SIZE, FIRE, HORNY-NESS lol
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    Trailers: Silent Hill: Downpour

    all i could think about while watching was "The Suffering" - is this game going to be ripping that off?... probably. and "graphics look good" but as we all realise by now good graphics=shit story and naff acting/voices. if i had to go by the look, i'm going to say "NAAH! PASS!" and i don't...
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    Poll: How old are all of you?

    you, my friend just made me laugh ^^ you've given me back my youth - so i am now 4 years old *craps in diapper and refuses to eat mush* :D
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    Trailers: Duke Nukem Forever: Come Get Some

    ... this has to be the only game i've seen so far that has a REALISTIC portrayal of the female breasts (meaning they don't look like they've got several thousand implants holding them up) but seriously, that music was F****** ANNOYING!! and i don't remember Duke sounding that much of a s***-head...
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    Encyclopedia Dramatica

    WOOHOOOOO!!!! *cele-E-BRATE GUwd TIMEZ CUM ONn* i will not miss it, ever (seriously if i wanted to be offended by words i'd either read my own crap or Twitlight!) which in a way is a pity as at one point i DID enjoy read their Hellsing articales...before it got changed. one to do with goths...
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    Poll: How old are all of you?

    as of the moment, i'm 24 (thou i'm leaning very close to 25 - wherez me zimmerframe ^.0) and still gaming!! WOOHOO!! :D :D :D ahhhh, yer never too old ter act yer shoe size ;D
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    Games you Desperately Want to be Made. NOW.

    EIK!! sorry again for the very late reply! *bows and scraps ^.0* hey don't mention it, re-reading my post makes me sound like a big-headed git *lol* another games i wanna add is- Chakan...it was going to be made for the Dreamcast but i don't know if it was ever completed...does anyone know...
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    Games you Desperately Want to be Made. NOW.

    (soz for late reply) wow, your post sounds angry with me (yes? no?) for having my own opinion?!.... anyway, i'll keep my reply short as A) this little descusion between us may start a war of disagreements between the two of us. B) i don't know how to do the 'click-link-to-view' thingy 0.^ C)...
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    Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

    i don't have an iPhone and i'm living quite well without it, as for breathing on mars - wouldn't actually know as all the space crap up there keeps bashing my rocket to bits ^^ is it me or is Yahtzee talking about vaginas..alot more then usual? (the past 3 (???) videos had them in a whole lot...
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    EA Consigns Offline Gaming to the History Books

    you hit the nail on the head there i have Fire Warrior and that has internet connectivity - but i never use it a) because i'm not intrested in online gaming and being annoyed by jerks B) because i couldn't afford the expansion for the PS2 to connect to the net. what's going to happen to...
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    Games you Desperately Want to be Made. NOW.

    pray tell, HOW is the story FINISHED when there was the indecation of a future confrontation between Kain and the Elder God? (does he finally get rid of the parasite or is EG too wide-spread to destroy completely?), and the Hlyden? (their not going to help EG because of the war and what the...
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    Gaming's most annoying features....that suprisingly, we've gotten used to.

    not being able to skip really BORING cutscenes being told where to go when i was already told at another time (and then repeatedly) the game freezing for no apparent reason except it couldn't load fast enough and therefore having to reset the console not being able to have 2 player mode (or...