Recent content by Vouk

EA and Activision are actually both up front, wanking each other off. But I voted for Gamestop. Why? Because they not only screw their customers over, they also screw the industry. Far more than any pirate ever will. They're basically parasites, leeching money off of both gamer and dev.

Seriously... Is there even another option!?

An American soldier... FML

The last game I played was Zen Bound 2 ... Not protagonist. But a lot of nice bondage! And the game I played before that was NBA 2k11 which doesn't have a protagonist per se. Even though I was playing in the My Player mode in which I basically play myself... So bondage masturbation. Works...

Yes. They are very dangerous. You're in extreme danger to waste your time with stupid bullshit.

Depends... I use a Razer Imperator which is probably not considered extremely expensive, but ... It's a high end mouse. On the other hand I use a cheapass Cherry keyboard. Just because it's a great keyboard! High end and costs don't matter that much. It's far more important that you like...

No need. Just download it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Database_download

No, not really. I just think it's complete unnecessary to get a DVD with stuff you can watch online... I guess most of the shows wouldn't even be in a somewhat decent resolution, so ... what's the point? But yeah, that's probably because I exclusively watch Zero Punctuation and Extra...

The question itself is hilarious.

It depends on the game I'm playing. Bulletstorm?! Bring on the rain of blood and chunks of flesh! "Realistic" FPS?! Please, the human body does not contain 120 liters of blood and no, a hit from an assault rifle will not tear off limbs. If a game is just aimed a delivering adult bullshit...

I guess I'm mostly straight. There's been a time when I was kind of bi-curious but somehow never got the chance or courage to actually do something about it. But I guess it wasn't that serious since after a while I didn't put anymore thought in it. When did I realize it? I don't know, I...

Austrian: Either we're Nazis or we're extreme polite, musical geniuses in the footsteps of Mozart who frolick all day on our beautiful mountains. (Just mix Schindler's List with Sound of Music and Mozart)

I bought Ultima Online over 10 years ago for... mhh... I don't know... about 30 bucks? Maybe less. And I'm still playing it. So a couple of beers worth of money gave me thousands and thousands hours of game time. Literally.

Another woman...

Yes/No. Both. Neither. Gender has nothing to do with it. Not the slightest bit. Simple as that.