Recent content by Warlord_Pickle

Majora's Mask sounds right up his alley. Crazy dream-like events with a ten-year-old protagonist; magical masks that turn you into other people; the Skull Kid being just a lonely child who nobody would play with; having to travel through strange places to befriend massive otherworldly creatures...

dude... that would rock... but they probably wouldn't let you into any public building they wanted to keep not-burnt-to-ashes.... on the other hand you could make a killing hiring yourself out as an exterminator! Knit Scarf of Temperature Regulation Can control heat level within 10 meter...

OMG yes. holy SHIT that whole trip down the tunnel listening to her and then seeing the broodmother. Good god that was... extraordinarily unsettling. And then nearly getting slaughtered via tentacle rape didn't help the situation.. I kept postponing going to orzamar in later run-through's...

I wouldn't enter any water levels for months after that. And I blame it for my developed phobia of open water. Also: Batman Arkham Asylum. Croc's lair. At least until you realize he's easy to beat. But the buildup and atmosphere in there was just GENIUS.

Vault Dweller: hum dee dum, quietly now. just pick up the mines and don't let the sniper spot you. Carefully, carefully... Lady: THERE you are! I hear you've been asking a lot of questions lately! VD: Holy shi-- where did you come from?? Lady: Poking around into other peoples' business, huh...

I know it's horribly demented of me to wish death upon children, and I shouldn't even give a second thought to how the game outright protects them from slaughter.... but it is children like little Wilkes that make me foam at the mouth and beg for something more satisfying than slavery to wreak...