Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Sawyer
God:
That's a very nice name, Sawyer.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what do you want to talk about
God:
anything.
Me:
uh, so i'm here to repent
God:
Dude! I hear you. I'm listening.
Me:
well, i...