Recent content by Wazzelbe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm76b8tzzWI Mechwarrior 3: It is the 31st century and mankind is, once again, at war.

What Bethesda and Australia have done to Fallout 3. Also teeth with brown spots on them.

I'm a level 3 College slacker! My special attacks include "angst", "chain smoke", and "drink"! I think I'd be a diplomat-type class from one of the old Fallout games, but I'd have a charisma of 1. I'm serious. It's really tough going.

Why are they working on this? Where's my force feedback codpiece!? It's a cool idea, but it sounds expensive. Also people will sue for being jabbed by a vest they willingly purchased and donned. You know they will. It's a cool idea, but I just don't see it being mass-produced.

Yes. That is exactly what I'd want to do. Realistically speaking, though, I'd have to settle for some guy's biplane with the keys still in the ignition. Then I'd fly over restricted military airspace and DO A BARREL ROLL! Then TRY A SOMERSAULT. Then get blown to hell. It'd save money on cremation.

Playing TF2, I thought Demoman sticky bombs were proximity mines. Still playing TF2, I thought spy sappers were meant to be deployed as claymores on the wall. In portal, I carried a chair from one part of the level to the other and used it as a stool, when I apparently should have used a...

If they tell the story as well or better than CoD 4 then I'll be happy- People who have played the campaign would probably agree that the plot sticks in the mind a lot better than Rainbow 6, MoH (by a long shot) and most games of its genre/caliber (sorry, still doesn't come close to HL2, in my...

I'm surprised no one's said "Don't Fear the Reaper" or something. It'd be a little heavy for my taste, but the thought came up and I can't think of much else. But maybe... - Strong Bad's funeral tune "PUT'M IN TH'JAR!" Actually pickling me in a jar and having me carried on the backs of my...

Ho. Lee. Crap. I TOTALLY forgot about Tanya after Red Alert! Good call!

- "Fox, that's one of ours!" "Husky Unit, cover the base!" - "Yoshimo is willing." - "Minsc and Boo stand Ready." - Aaand... virtually every Red Shirt. Someone's gotta take the bullets. Or lazers.

Excellent work, llaffer. Did you mean for it to be a paper? Like, for handing in? It sounds more like a review than a paper, if that makes sense. Still, I hope it works for you, if you're looking for a good grade. Well said, Drong. Don't blame you, Gigantor. Burn well.

Yoshimo is willing. Tiax rules all!!! Minsc and Boo stand ready. *squeak* Yes, MASTER... what shall I FETCH NOW!? If a tree falls in the forest... I'll kill the bastard who's done it! Baldur's Gate has a lot of memorable characters to offer, not to mention the Fallout games.

My Chinese foreign exchange friends say that Coca Cola is pronounced "Kuh-kuh kuh-luh (that's the best I can do without pinyin)". The Chinese characters used in this pronunciation are basically their own advertisement, spelling out something like "Everything's-good Cola", which can be thought of...

Call me stupid. I typically try NOT to fall for this kind of stuff, but I think Malygris is right about the name's power. Many will buy it even if what Bethesda ends up parading before us is a sick perversion of what we once knew. A smaller world with gameplay restrictions didn't keep Oblivion...

Huh. Now I'm glad I only own "Dark Crusade", regardless of the narrator's voice. Still, I've always wanted to see how that hive-minded race and the Dark Eldar play in the video game. Detailed and entertaining review! Success!