Recent content by Whiskyjakk

Lynch's defining feature is sociopathy. I don't think it matters what colour the actor playing him is so long as they can act psychotic. Hope this is done well, I really liked the idea behind the Kane and Lynch game even if it didn't always work in execution.

I hire Dr Cox to give me a liver transplant. I hire the Death Star to blow up your planet and everything on it.

Nose x2, Collarbone, Wrist, Fingers x2, Ankle I had a clumsy stage during my teenage years. Luckily, I've also got a high pain tolerance and live in a country with free health care.

I trust them (or at least the security forces that they established and run) to prevent any other members of society from killing or assaulting me. Ergo, I trust my govenment with my life. Whether I trust them to always tell me the truth or do the moral thing is a different issue.

Send them a vial of smallpox disguised as a peace treaty. Next Post: The Death Star

The incredibly badly designed engine room there seems to be in any cheap sci fi film. The one where you need to roll through periodically flaming vents/ spinning blades or crushing blocks following a timed pattern in order to hit the emergency shut down button. e.g. Doctor Who in the one...

I love the Norse one where Thor and Loki had to dress up as women to get Mjollnir back from the Frost giants. It must say something about Viking women that the giants didn't catch on that the massive, bearded god of Thunder thinly disguised in a bride's dress was a fake.

On the computer an eclectic mix of old games that my dad had on a floppy disk. Included Civilization, Wing Commander, Elite, Empire, Biplane (?) and a tank battle game based on the first Gulf War. Much later I got into consoles with the N64, my first three games being Mischief Makers, Mario...

Granted, but all of the badges have inbuilt viruses that destroy your computer. I wish the genie would leave me alone without doing anything that could possibly harm me in any way, not even in another dimension or via the butterfly effect.

I quite liked Vexx and Wrath Unleashed for the Xbox but very rarely meet anyone who knows what I'm on about unless I physically pin them down and make them play the games.

Queen Victoria would be a support leader character with patriotic buffs for allies. She would be a cruel player to work with due to being in a constant state of'not being amused'. Favourite game would be Empire: Total War but only when the British were winning. Robin Hood would be a...

... and it is my opinion that most of the people who cheerlead for capitalism are just trying to score with girls/guys majoring in economics. On topic, I think that a mixed economy such as those of the European states during the economic boom of the post WW2 period is the kindest and most...

Tell that to Agent Smith. I would go with the Hivemind from the Halo series. Flood Zombies would be a lot less likely to rebel then enslaved humans once I'd got control.

Bomberman - It would be a lucky day if you got home and your house WASN'T a smoking hole in the ground. Duvall from Haze - He'd be too high to ever pay the rent, always stoned and probably keeps 'Purple Haze' by Jimmy Hendrix on repeat playing constantly. Then there's the whole murdering...

Moving house tommorrow. Therefore, cleaning, packing and finishing off my 50% share of a home-made giant custard cream so I don't have to carry the damn thing. If I can be bothered to stop wasting time on the internet at any point that is.