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I was really hoping for the line: "At least they're only wearing HALF a car now." But sadly, nothing. Just something about people wearing refrigerators. Anyway, as I said earlier, this review is seriously lacking any review-ness. I feel as though Yahtzee forced himself to slog through...

I did not like this review. It was not funny like the Gears of War 2 review was, and most of the points it tried to raise were either completely invalid or blind to the point of insipidity. I'm sorry Yahtzee, but if you're going to pay ZERO attention to a game you're trying to review, then maybe...

The original Gears of War was fucking insane on "Insane" difficulty. Trapped in a really dark research facility full of swarming melee enemies that explode upon death and do massive amounts of damage? No problem. Suddenly stuck in a moving minecart with aforementioned exploding enemies...

I mostly agree with Yahtzee's hatred of sequels. I'm actually surprised that he didn't harp on Gears of War 2, though. Sure, the first game ended on a sequel hook, but Epic left it so that if Gears 1 wasn't popular enough then they could just leave it at that and never make a sequel. But it...

I'm calling it right now. Self-fulfilling prophecy. Some fucking moron is going to set off a Nuclear War just because it'll be 2012 and they think it's their destiny to the end the world, or they should end the world, or it's the best day to end the world, or some shit like that...

Just picked up the whole series for my little brother. I also editted my post to include some stuff on Redwall and why a gritty remake would be liquid awesome smeared on a girl's bra by a guy in a leather jacket wearing dark shades. Because a good Redwall remake movie would be like liquid...

Well... Deltora Quest would be an alright start, but what do I REALLY want? ... I'm almost tempted to say Calvin & Hobbes, but no. That is the holy cow of great comics and making fun of it in such a way is as wrong as pencils in the eye. How about... Redwall? Yeah! REDWALL! HELL YEAH...

Personally, I wish Disney movies now were like they were in the old days. "Makes kids tough" my ass... more like it made kids realize just how much balls today's cartoons suck! But none of the old Disney movies really got to me like "Dune" did. I was pretty young when I saw Dune, which is...

Hmmm... I think it was watching a Junior High kid play Super Mario 64 when I was in daycare, and then getting to play it myself once. Or was it one of the Star Wars games on the original Nintendo? I can't remember! :O EDIT: off topic, but how do you remove badges? I hate Multiplayer and...

My last stand already happened. A few years ago, and I'll spare you the long story leading up to this, I returned to public school after several years of homeschooling (the reason being I got in too much trouble for the schools to keep me). When I got back, I made the mistake of saying I...

You must remember I was younger than 12. Seriously though, I do feel like a total ass for giving up the way I did. :P In other news, Sonic the Hedgehog continues to kick my ass to this very day.

Most of the levels on Rogue Squadron 2. I can think two right off the top of my head. The first I beat by accident after months of playing it off and on (worst. level design. ever.). The second drove me to such madness that I literally took a pencil and gouged the entirety of the disk before...

The answer to the question is simple. Have you ever seen another Wisdom Thumbs? I haven't either. It's so original, in fact, I make an account on every site I can find just so nobody can take the name from me and try it out on Youtube or something. Hah! *kicks body of former Wisdom...