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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    You know your right The single player in brawl was FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC\, and hafting to play through it AGAIN at the end was even BETTER. We should be THANKFUL we had to play the entirety of it just to play as sonic Brawl clearly isnt a button masher, despite the fact that every fighter...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    No, there is no legitimate reason as to why GTA IV is a perfect 10, THOSE reviewers are just spouting out what everyone expects them to or what has already been spouted, those reviewers' scores and opinions were basically copy pasted. Yahtzee, on the otherhand, happened to list many flaws not...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    Well consider this: what you have just mentioned is esentially GRAVITY, an element of gameplay Nintendo did not invent. Not only that but take shooters, just because the shooter allows players to hide behind cover, does that mean the game is no longer a mindless trigger game? certainly not just...
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    Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

    Precisely this makes it a MINDLESS button masher, instead of hitting stupid button combos, you only have to hit the A button and a direction, with the occasional B move thrown in! every fighter game in existence is a button masher, the SSB series just found a way to actually dumb down an already...
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    Now, YOU'RE thinking with portals.

    okay this has just been a dream of mine since i was a child i would put one portal on the ground, the other at the bottom of a jet, get a parachute and pray things go as planned
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    Funniest Thing You've Heard In An Online Game?

    in WoW i dueled a bloodelf pally while waiting for the zeplin, once it arrived i Mind Controlled him and made him jump off the zep right as it was leaving(i only did this because i hate bloodelfs...and paladins...and people who randomly duel you). What followed was this: hellraizer: your kinda...
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    Does Listening to Music Help You Game?

    yes cause being manly will really help you out on a battle field, a bullet is a bullet no matter what kind of music your listening to
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    Does Listening to Music Help You Game?

    that is by far the greatest idea I have ever heard of
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    Does Listening to Music Help You Game?

    alright so snipers have the advantage there, not that it makes much of a difference because the ampedup gorilla will be taken down soon enough...especially if they are running in circles...set paths are never a good defense against a sniper
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    Secret gaming confessions

    i broke a computer over my frustrations with steam... an employee at gamestop, when i was a child, wanted to take me into the back room and do questionable things to me...he was stopped by laughing coworkers I have a better mastery of the English language then the majority of Xbox Live...
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    Games that disappointed you

    UT3: customization was pretty weak, vehicles felt uneven, and everyone looks like a gears of War reject Two Worlds: i never expected it to be great but god i dont think ive ever played a game as bad Halo 3: Single player managed to disappoint my already low expectations Halo 2: made me lower...
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    Does Listening to Music Help You Game?

    Think about it, people amped on metal are extremely trigger happy and aiming at the center of the body(usually) people listening to calmer music and not working with the added adrenaline and take time to aim can usually pick off said amped gamer with about 2 well placed shots also the best song...