Recent content by WishThisWasIGN

I wish I could say my first love was Perfect Dark but, it has to be Ceasefire on ZX Spectrum. Or Attic Attack, loved those games when I was a kid. Am I old?

Plok. Just get Plok and love it.

I'd wager there are most likely fewer. It's a nihilistic society we live in where you can't video your child's sports events without explicit permission "in case of paedos" and where you must prearrange for your (trusted, i presume) extended family to pick up your child from school "in case of...

IMO; A Static Lullaby's cover of 'Toxic' by Britney is far better. I admit, I actually, objectively, like the original just... ASL are more up my street. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xwXOj55nIY

Grabbed by the Ghoulies or Jet Force Gemini on N64. I think JFG might have sold OK though. Don't remember. Also, Sudeki on Xbox. LOVED that game. Still play it every now and then.

I am signing up for kidney/finger/eye/fuckingcyclopspower trials right after the boffins come through for me on the radioactive spider bite clinical trials.

I would. And what's more, I'd flip her over and take seconds.

Totally. And if, as another poster in this thread mentioned, his Terminator-esque resilience to bullets proves problematic, we could always do what Kelso does and shoot him down with a scathing comment referencing his war career and use that time to make our escape. :D

Cole Phelps. I'll be fine, I'll get him done for Police Brutality.

Cole Phelps. I'll be fine, I'll get him done for Police Brutality.

Cole Phelps. I'll be fine, I'll get him done for Police Brutality.