Recent content by Worm4Life

Hey a jerk who doesn't think he's a jerk and has a bunch of friends who swear he's not a jerk. This is entirely something never experience by human kind. Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw again delights and amazes us with his fucking insight into the world at large. He's not a jerk at all! Stop the presses...

Doesn't it feel like he's up and taking the same complaints to different games?

Now if you're going to tell me the various US publications that employ Yahtzee multiply his paycheck by .65, then he might have a reason to *****, but I somehow doubt that. I didn't at first realize he meant 100 dollars in crocodile teeth, but even then he's getting the same deal we get here...

Uh, no we don't run it through a converter. You've just proven he could pay as much as us GOD ORDAINED AND ANOINTED AMERICAN CITIZENS. Game over man. The problem is with the Dollarang, or whatever the fuck they call it. This would be like if I converted my paycheck into AUD and then...

In all fairness that sounds like a crock of shit.

So, import. Oh wait that means less content for the videos nix that idea.

Yeah doling out 100 bucks on Mirror's Edge either means you've got it to burn, don't pay for the games(probably), or are retarded. Glad to see you own up.

It's especially pathetic when his problems are so trite that you have people talking about what he says with sko baby talk. In each one of these comment threads you hear people talking about the game being revealed as a "fan game" whatever the fuck that means, and in this specific one I heard...

This just might have more to due with infrastructure than Aussies being such better fans than the rest of the world and willing to pay a 60% Aussie tax. I don't really see how a guy who presumably makes his living with finalcut pro and reviewing these games has a right to ***** about prices...

You're a courier, you carry messages because the government is surveying everything. This is explained in the fucking intro or the demo text or something. It's your job.

You can't see your feet in TF2 does this make the scout impossible? Wait no you're a moron. Also it was explained somewhere (since uh I heard it) that you're delivering messages.

Can't he just import the thing with all that swee t-shirt money?

Fallout 3 isn't more a sequel to Oblivion than Fallout. It's not based in Cyrodiil or anything. The world design is basically "open world" so you could compare Farcry 2 to Oblivion if you wanted, and have a pretty strong argument.

Much better than the Fable 2 review.

No, pre-censored Manhunt 2 would have gotten AO. You're flailing here by claiming that "Extreme violence has never given a game an AO, because there has never been a game released that's had an AO for violence." when you damn well know any game the ESRB says will get an AO for certain content...